mountain dew

A lemon-lime flavoured pop that apparently kills sperm cells.

Horny girl: Do u have a condom?

Horny guy: Nope, but I have a mountain dew.

by srb23 December 29, 2006

mountain dew

A carbonated beverage made by PepsiCo. Highly caffeinated for a soda (55mg per 12oz compared to 80-135mg per 8oz of brewed coffee). Advertised as an "extreme" drink in commercials, with people participating in extreme sports, often grabbing a can with one hand while upside down in mid-air performing an extreme stunt, and chugging it all. Mountain Dew claims a large variety of flavors, in order of creation:
Mountain Dew
Mountain Dew Code Red (Cherry)
Mountain Dew Livewire (Orangish)
Mountain Dew Pitch Black (Grape)
Mountain Dew Baja Blast (Tropical Lime)
Mountain Dew Pitch Black 2 (Sour Grape)
PepsiCo also creates diet flavors of Mountain Dew drinks. Also, there are two drinks marketed as energy drinks:
Mountain Dew AMP
Mountain Dew MDX
AMP is bottled in the classic energy drink style, a slendar aluminum can, while MDX is bottled in a smaller, more unique style of platic bottling. An enjoyment of all Mountain Dew flavors is that each flavor holds the taste and kick of regular Mountain Dew, along with its separate flavor, with the exception of Pitch Black and Pitch Black 2, which arguably don't hold the taste of regular Dew.

"Yo, bro, stop here. We need to pick up some Mountain Dew."
"Yo, for real, thats extreme."

by jparkdzg August 30, 2008

mountain dew

a slang term for bootleg alcohol. they call it that good ole mountain dew, them that refuse it are few

My unlce mort hes awful short, measures bout 4 feet 2. He thinks he giant when you slip hit a pint of that good ole mountain dew.

Ill hush up my mug if you fill up my jug with that good ole mountain dew

by Phil Horwitz December 24, 2006

mountain dew

a homeade liquor or moonshine

hey buddy get me some more mountain dew

by redneck dumbass July 19, 2008

mountain dew

Basically liquid crack in short terms.
Remedy for late studying nights.

Guy #1 Dude lets get some liquid crack!
Guy #2 Oooh what's that?
Guy #1 Mountain Dew of course!

by qwertydude June 6, 2007

mountain dew

mountain dew = mount-and-do

term in which a bitch must mount a REAL man's dick and pretty much fuck him like theres no tomorrow

Hey! Hey you! Mountain dew me!!!

by Retrosolja May 28, 2008

mountain dew

The greatest liquid on this planet and Mars! Especially popular in the south. The flavor is unknown and the first sip is painful and it is pee colored.....It is God's piss1

All hail the Mountain Dew.

by pousson December 6, 2007