motor neuron disease

A "Disease" which is not even a disease. An illness that gradually destroys the motor neurons in your body. Eventually the sufferer wont be able to do anything. The Hollywood actor, David Niven had the "disease". There is no known cause of the illness, nor a cure, but there is research going into the prospect of using stem cells to recreate the savaged motor neurons, but it's not yet known if the disease will destroy the new ones too. Has nothing to do with shakey hands.

My dad had trouble walking, he went to the doctor for tests. He later found out he had motor neuron disease. A while later he got pnumonia and died 3 days after christmas day, and I was 12!

by christ0pherjack December 28, 2005

motor finger

1) After working on any mechanical project, in which your hands become covered in grease, with no possibility of cleaning the residue from under the finger nails or prints; to stimulate the old ladies vagina causing a slight irritation only brought up the next day after you have fallen asleep in satisfaction of completing a hard days work.

Dude, last night after i finished the tranny on the dodge I totally motor finger the old lady before bed.

by G-the G rizzle May 15, 2008

Motor Orgy

High concentration of traffic congestion where drivers feel the necessity to penetrate any available opening in order to arrive at their objective location as quickly as possible (sometimes before pain, caused by stress-related throbbing of vessels and organs, occurs).

"Hey Diane, I'm afraid I'm going to be late; I'm really getting fucked in this damn motor orgy on the 403. These dickheads are just squeezing themselves in wherever they can fit, and it's not helping me to come any sooner."

by m@ j. November 27, 2006

Motor-Boating

The act of making an engine noise when sticking your face in a woman's BOOBS.

Michael: Did you hear what John did last night?
Buck: Yeah, I heard he was motor-boating that hot piece of ass.
Michael: Yeah, sick she was UGLY.
Buck: But it wasn't down there, it was up top.

by Rora Marie January 2, 2008

Motor Boat

This is when you place you face straight into a females cleavage/breast and do a lip trill making the sound of a motor boat and shaking your head from side to side.

It usually tickles.

"Motor Boat me baby!"

Charlie smiled as he quickly shoved his face into the big breast and made a motor boat sound shaking his head.

by NikkehBabeh February 10, 2010

motor meet

When you pull up next to a car at a stop light and start a conversation with the person in the car next to you. You then get their number and begin to text them.

That motor meet was amazing, he is so hot!

by Taylor Band June 5, 2009

Motor City ostrich

When a manboy attains in the penis the necessary tumescence of the meat shaft that would, in due diligence, be required forthwith to bend said shaft underneath the testicle closet, with urethra aimed with verisimilitude towards the particular gentleman's brown nugget nectar, and announces himself with firm and steady protrusion of the anal chamber, like Apollo 13 landing the lunar module on the face of our great Moon. If one such individual demonstrates the ability to "ride himself" and produce the pleasure potion necessitated by so many of our brethren so that it may flow hither and thither about the shaft meat, then he truly is his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. An ostrich buries its head in the sand whence it realizes how ugly it is; a penis buries itself in its owner with extreme effort.

Hey, man, my friend's date stood him up last night so he gave himself a Motor City ostrich as a consolation prize.

by Burl Fret May 19, 2016