"Moral" argument against gay or lesbian sex on the grounds that "the parts don't fit", as though bodies were supposed to be parts of a jigsaw.
Rome and Topeka have chimed in again with their discussion on how the seam line doesn't match up. More jigsaw morality.
Oops ... I just realised, our parts don't fit, umm, let's call it off. Hey, hold on, I know ... wanna go bowling?
Oops ... I just realised, our parts don't fit, umm, let's call it off. Hey, hold on, I know ... wanna go bowling?
by Fearman January 15, 2008
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A serious mental illness characterized by someone thinking that their opinions are solid fact and are intrinsically true. People with OMS tend to be very closed minded, who can't think for themselves, and often resort to the easiest line of thinking possible so that their tiny little brains can comprehend it.
Unfortunately, OMS is almost untreatable. The syndrome starts developing in childhood from sources such as but not limited to: family, culture, religion, and politics. If the idea of morality being subjective isn't instilled in childhood, then OMS is likely to develop in adolescence and solidify in adulthood. By adulthood, the damage has already been done, and the person can no longer comprehend a world where they aren't right.
You can help stop the spread of OMS by understanding that morality is subjective, and not one culture, political belief, philosophical implication, or idea of the world, is intrinsically correct. A wall being the color red is objectively true, but red being the best color for that wall is subjective. You may also learn how to stop the spread of misinformation, which often caters to people with OMS.
Examples of people likely to be suffering from OMS:
-Religious people
-Old people
-Political radicals
-People who lack higher level education
-The majority of American Republicans
Unfortunately, OMS is almost untreatable. The syndrome starts developing in childhood from sources such as but not limited to: family, culture, religion, and politics. If the idea of morality being subjective isn't instilled in childhood, then OMS is likely to develop in adolescence and solidify in adulthood. By adulthood, the damage has already been done, and the person can no longer comprehend a world where they aren't right.
You can help stop the spread of OMS by understanding that morality is subjective, and not one culture, political belief, philosophical implication, or idea of the world, is intrinsically correct. A wall being the color red is objectively true, but red being the best color for that wall is subjective. You may also learn how to stop the spread of misinformation, which often caters to people with OMS.
Examples of people likely to be suffering from OMS:
-Religious people
-Old people
-Political radicals
-People who lack higher level education
-The majority of American Republicans
Person with OMS: "Pornstars are whores, they should be ashamed of themselves for doing what they do!"
A rational person: "Whoa, dude, calm down. I know you suffer from objective morality syndrome, but you have to realize that your idea of the human body isn't THE idea of the human body. People have sex, everyone wants to have sex, why are you so deadset against them?"
A rational person: "Whoa, dude, calm down. I know you suffer from objective morality syndrome, but you have to realize that your idea of the human body isn't THE idea of the human body. People have sex, everyone wants to have sex, why are you so deadset against them?"
by BelegMaethor May 4, 2020
Get the Objective Morality Syndrome mug.term coined after the press Barron Rupert Murdoch, used to indicate a corporations mind set that uses bent or twisted morality in the so called public good to countenance amoral behaviour by that corporation. As in hacking of a murdered school girl mobile phone in the name of freedom of the press.
The actions of this drugs company are pour "murdoch's morality" hiding the fact it kills users because they say it gives hope to others.
by nexus007 July 16, 2011
Get the murdoch's morality mug."Lost my morality" is something that occurs when you lose your last friend from your hometown. While everyone else has moved away, you are still at home, resulting in insanity, aka "lost my morality." Morality in some situations can sometimes be a reference to someone's mind and sanity.
"Thought I would inform you that in the short time Mallory has been gone I have completely lost my morality."
-Lauren
-Lauren
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Get the lost my morality mug.Becky exercises white girl morality as she recycles her Starbucks cup. Little does she know child labor picked the coffee beans and that her "recycled goods" will be shipped to Africa to be burned by their impoverished villages. Yet, she still feels good.
by pikeypig March 4, 2020
Get the White Girl Morality mug.Just as a person has a taste in music, so has a person taste in actions. This is morality.
Just as people disagree on which music is bad, so do people disagree on which actions are bad. This is the nature of morality.
Just as no person is correct about which music is bad, so is no person correct about which actions are bad. This is the truth of morality.
Just as people disagree on which music is bad, so do people disagree on which actions are bad. This is the nature of morality.
Just as no person is correct about which music is bad, so is no person correct about which actions are bad. This is the truth of morality.
What is taste but the flavour of food on your tongue?
What is feeling but the flavour of objects on your skin?
What is morality but the flavour of actions on your emotions?
What is feeling but the flavour of objects on your skin?
What is morality but the flavour of actions on your emotions?
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