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Jack Mormon

1. A nominal, or non-practicing, Mormon.

2. A person born in a family with Mormon roots, but who does not live all the precepts of the faith.

3. A person not unfriendly to Mormons, or who might even believe some or all Mormon tenets, but who - while not being adversarial - does not participate in the sacraments of the faith, or abstain from proscribed actions (such as smoking, or drinking coffee, tea, or alcoholic drinks).

4. (Archaic) A person with many Mormon acquaintances and friends and/or who sympathizes with them and their beliefs, but chooses not to affiliate with the church.
"He's a jack Mormon, but if anyone's in trouble he's the first one there to help"

"She likes to go to Relief Society meetings, but she just can't give up her doubts about the Book of Mormon or her morning cup of coffee. She's a confirmed jack Mormon."
by Nonobvious October 21, 2009
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Morden

Great district of outer London at the end of the Northern Line, just within the Surrey post code zone. Plays host to the genuinely stunning Morden Hall Park, a huge and varied expanse of green space, complete with rivers, streams, historical mansions and a wondrous flower garden.
MORDEN HALL PARK IS RUN BY THE NATIONAL TRUST (nuff said)
by .l April 26, 2014
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mormon sized

A gianourmous, FREAKISHLY huge ton. So much it could feed or be used by a Mormon family.
A 50lb tub of Golden Soft at Costco it totally Mormon sized.

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When a girl sucks on a guys fingers
"Hey Kate, can you give me a Mormon blowjob?"

"Sure, Ryan"
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Mormon Moped

The act of getting a blowjob and rimjob simultaneously
These two sexy ladies came over and gave me the most amazing Mormon Moped when one blew me whilst the other one rimmed me!
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Mormon Meth

Sugar is Mormon Meth as the Mormon's eat baked goods like its an addictive drug, and its the only drug they are allowed to have as they do not drink alcohol or caffeine.
by Roger Jeyar January 16, 2020
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