Monophyte

Monophyte, hailed as a king by those who don't know
The real Jon, the one who doesn't show

By day, he seeks attention
By night, womanly affection

In the end, he is worth nothing you see
All he has left is his measly pea

So farewell you prick ~*~*
AC'ers, you no longer have to suck dick
(not that there is one...)

Monophyte: I will lend SuAP to people who write poems about how cool I am!!!

AC'ers proceed to suck up.

Unsurprisingly, Monophyte ends up not lending or lending only to those he considers a friend or a friend of friends.

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by A More Handsome, Nicer Neopian July 22, 2010

mooch

A scab or freeloader who comes to your house uninvited and overstays his welcome (For more than about 3 days) and proceeds to eat all your food, stink up your bathroom, take all your drugs and just generally leech all the blood from your body during their stay.

"Don't let John in again, he is the biggest moocher."
"Your'e not coming over if your'e going to mooch again!"

by Anonymous July 9, 2003

Moochka

Melissa Anelli's evil cat. John Noe (known for his love of Dawlish, the auror) often refers to Moochka when something evil needs to be done. She is a running joke with the live audience of PotterCast; if someone needs to be punished, Moochka is released!

"How dare they set back Half Blood Prince! Let's get Moochka on 'em!"

by pottergirl66 May 3, 2009

moochmate

A jobless, alcoholic roommate where YOU provide shelter, heating and air conditioning, running water, and you even feed the SOB, without receiving a dime from them. Typically, they steal from you to support their cigarette and alcohol addictions.

No, he's not my visiting brother-in-law, he's our moochmate; been here 2 years.

by Makooch February 23, 2014

moochin nigga

When a nigga is high and he tries to mooch. Moochin niggas will try and mooch anything: food, drinks, jackets, hats, and more. Moochin niggas are nice when they are sober but when they are high they become a real pain in the ass cause they always tryna mooch your shit.

Henry: Yo can i get some of those Kidd valley fries? I’m hella hungry.

Me: Yo Henry chill out you just ate two orders of fries when we were in the restaurant and now you tryna mooch my shit? You really have become a moochin nigga.

by Moochinnigga123 August 16, 2019

door mooch

Standing outside a locked door until someone either comes through it and lets you in or comes up behind you and allows you to slip in behind them. Common practice in the college dorm setting.

Tom was going to let Anna into his dorm, but she had already door mooched her way to the third floor.

by nukid1 September 20, 2010

Cyber Mooch

A digital beggar. Someone who wants something for free .. someone who takes and takes but doesn't give back. But instead of a street corner. There on youtube, snapchat, facebook etc. For example Jovan Hill as per the NY post

Hill has more than 200,000 social-media followers distributed across such platforms as Periscope, YouTube, Instagram and Twitter, and he guides them like a symphony conductor.

‘It was like a miniature Jerry Lewis Labor Day Telethon, only with muscular dystrophy displaced by laziness and marijuana attachment.’

“I’m very poor today,” Hill says on the video between tokes. “So if you want any tax write-offs, please donate to the Jovan charity.”

Look at that cyber mooch begging for rent online. No shame

Jovan was cyber mooching hard today for that skywalker kush

by P - Hustle December 15, 2018