Monked

Getting owned (verbally or physically) by a monk

Jay Jay: *Came across a monk in a temple and donated money to him*

The next hour , the monk was found driving in a mercedez

Jay Jay: WOW! i got monked

by MonkJJ June 3, 2010

monking

the act of putting your penis into the mouth of the deceased and then pushing on their stomach so the juices from the body flow over you

id rather go monking than go out with her

by eddie April 20, 2004

anal monkies

monkies that are in your anal hole, but they can only fit in your anal after having hardcore anal sex!, or in insult

you anal monkey, you all are little anal monkies

by mkress January 22, 2009

monki flip

an meme of monkey doing an flip

'monki flip'
Mahatma Gandhi

by oek September 4, 2020

fudge monkies

a word used to replace the slang word "fuck"

FUDGE MONKIES! I forgot the condom!

by Errn April 8, 2003

monked

Based on the TV show detective Monk, to be excessively OCD or focused on something.

I am totaly monked about losing my cell phone.

by Gargoyle! July 31, 2008

monked

to get dropped and knocked out cold like a complete bitch

yo bro mike monked the kid, i mean he friggin slumped him he had him praying to god.

by adamfrigginmonked May 6, 2011