monkeyfuck

1.) When someone gets on top of their parter (Usually female, who is face down, laying flat.) and has sex with them; Sex Act.

2.) When someone is an asshat. (See Def. Asshat)

3.) When you get deprived of a prize that is due.

4.) Alternative for "Motherfuck"

Hey Jane, how did you like that monkeyfuckin?

You silly monkeyfuck!

What the monkey fuck!

by N4rF February 9, 2003

A Monkeyfuck

One who fucks squirrels up the ass

"HOLY SHIT!!! That Monkeyfuck is fucking a squirrel up the ass!!! Daaaaaaaaaaamnn this is soooooo hott!!!!!!"

- A Monkeyfuck

by A Monkeyfucker June 30, 2009

monkeyfucker

a ppl who makes the new generation with a monkey....

a monkeyfucker's ex gf might be a monkey

by W HP February 23, 2004

monkeyfukker

One who fucks monkeys or a fucking bastard.

You monkeyfukker.

by Nasaki December 20, 2002

MONKEYFUNK

A type of music originating in omaha nebraska The old U.P.C. Studios down by the tracks in 1957

That's some messed up Monkeyfunk ... let's hear again ...

by weewillie May 30, 2019

Monkeyfuck

Picking up a female and spitting in her ass

Person 1- do you like to monkeyfuck?
Person 2- yeah I got monkeyfucked last night!!!

by Lickmedaddi October 22, 2020

Funky Monker

Derived from the phrase or name "Funky Monkey". It is described as a person who expresses one's self in a funky and comical way, making no sense in their actions or words. One who is comically spontaneous resulting in no logical or mature explanation of their actions or outbursts. A person who sees themselves as funny, while others see them as odd or weird. One who does or says things, to entertain one's self at the disposal of others, such as telling jokes that make no sense, just to see the expressions on other's faces, and watching reactions from others.

Joe: "Hey man, did you see that? I just wiped my mind with a burger wrapper!"

Sam: "Dude....what's that suppose to mean?"

Joe: "Totally dude....I agree!"

Sam: "Bro...you are one crazy funky monker!"

by 2crazy2tell April 17, 2009