Mass Monster

A Mass Monster is a person who is consisted of nothing but pure hard gained muscle. They usually skip most of their classes and go out of their way to go to a school gym. The weight room is pretty much their second home.

What’s that clanging noise in the weight room? I thought it was closed.
Oh that’s probably just Elijah being a Mass Monster .

by YazDef February 20, 2020

The one eyed monster

Term/code name for your penis

I gotta go take the one eyed monster to the optometrist.

by Tony GuizzettiKingTG December 13, 2017

hide the monster

This is a slang term for the act of having sex.
inserting the penis in the vagina aka hiding the monster

hey what did you two do last nite.
oh we went down in the basement and played hide the monster.

by [e-mail] January 24, 2008

sleeve monster

the magical creature that eats the sleeves off of men's t shirts in the morning as they leave their house, thus resulting in the tough guy sleeveless t shirt look

"oh shit....sleeve monster caught you this morning huh?"

by P Mills October 8, 2008

cunt monster

Fucking the pussy aggressively!

The way Daddy Mattie hits it you could call that nigga' a cunt monster!

by 6daddymattie9 March 30, 2009

Tequila Monster

A 9 foot tall purple weasel that appears after you get trashed on tequila. It gives bad advice and may get you arrested. They can only be killed with broken vodka bottles, either plastic or glass.

See Beast of Bourbon, coming soon.

"Man, i got totally wasted last night and the Tequila Monster told me to give him my kidneys"

by LukeLombard December 19, 2008

Monster

A monster is something you ask your parents to check under the bed for (if you are a kid).

A monster is also an energy drink that teenagers and some adults drink to get energy. Monster energy drink has 140mg to 160mg+ of caffeine and B Vitamins.

Timmy (kid): Mom! Dad! Could you check under the bed and in the closets for monsters?
Mom and Dad: Sure!

Dad: *Checks closet.

No monster here!
Mom: *checks other closet.
No monster here.

Timmy: What about under the bed?

Mom: What’s this? Monster?

Timmy: What? Monster?!

Tony (older brother): I was looking for that!

*Chugs Monster energy drink.
Dad: I guess you could say Tony "chugged the monster!"!

*Everyone laughs except for Timmy.
Timmy: Errrr! Dad!

by HawaiianPunch1 September 2, 2023