mozzie

(Mosquitos) AKA Blood suckin bitches that inhabit Aust.

MUM: "Crikey! Look at all these bloody mozzies!! SHAZ GRAB THE AEROGUARD!" *slaps arms*
SHAZ: "Alright Mum"

by drmeme April 6, 2016

mozzed

A jinx or curse, not usually causing serious malady but bringing persistent bad luck.

An Australian colloquialism, possibly from Melbourne.

1. looks like I've been mozzed
2. they put the mozz on him just as he was about to win the the tournament.

by StephenZ April 22, 2004

Mazzi

probably the most beautiful girl any guy would hope to marry.

she is beautiful inside and out.

If you are lucky to know one, you better try real hard to cuff her up bro
One in a million, a rare species.

A: DUDE that girl totally looks like a VS model
B: She's Mazzi and I second that, she could totally be one if she wanted to.

by kylienjenner April 6, 2019

Mozzarella Stick

To consume a bag of Cheetos (or cheese puffs, cheez doodles, etc.) and then proceed to masturbate without washing your hands so the penis ends up covered in the orange, cheesy dust from the food.

Billy: Did you hear about AJ?
Johnny: No, what happened?

Billy: Katie was gonna give him a handjob after Netflix night but he had a major mozzarella stick!
Johnny: Oh man, AJ must've been pissed!

by ViciousCritter January 26, 2015

Mazzerfacker

The word "Motherfucker" pronounced with a Russian accent. Also pronounced Muzzafugga, Madderfacker, and Mazzer Facker.

"ZAT MAZZERFACKER STOLE MY WALLET!"

by The Dude With Tude April 8, 2009

mozzap

An electric mosquito killing device, common in China. They look like a tennis racket with a metal mesh, and electrocute mosquitos when you press a button and hit them with it.

There was a mozzie biting me last night, so I got my mozzap out and zapped that mo-fo! Yeeeeaaahhhh!

by neorococco January 16, 2011

MAZZAPOTAMUS

Obese man who sits behind a computer all day.

MAZZAPOTAMUS only has online friends.

by Crimsons Cat October 16, 2016