Mountain Dew 

Sweat between a girl's tits

"Omg I looked down her shirt and all I saw was mountain dew"
"Ew gross, she got mountain dew all down her shirt"

Mountain Dew by urbanme94 September 27, 2009

mountain dew 

when it's 90 degrees out and humid and your titties begin to sweat.

This chick on the subway had mountain dew so bad it stunk like salsa.

mountain dew by Lauren A. January 5, 2008

mountain dew 

mountain dew is basically like redneck water.

my Alabama friend just chugged mountain dew like it was water

mountain dew by sqeaker June 6, 2018

Mountain Dew 

The worst soft drink ever manufactured. One swig and you'll want to wash out the disgusting aftertase with a can of 'new coke'. It's that bad.

Buy sprite instead...

College Student 1: Got anything to drink?
College Student 2: Just some dew...
College Student 1: In that case why don't I just go upstairs and kill myself...
College Student 2: The rope's in the closet...
College Student 1: Thanks, dude...

Mountain Dew by Bert Bert September 6, 2005

Mountain Dew 

A sugary, but awesome beverage for cool people

person 1: Are you drinking Mountain Dew?
person 2: You bet!

Mountain Dew by animegurl125 August 26, 2015

mountain dew 

a mountain dew is when you shit on someones chest and make a mountain, then piss on top of the mountain to cause it to make a land slide, this is known as the mountain dew.

I just took a mountain dew on your mom, man!

mountain dew by Yardo September 22, 2006

Mountain Dew 

When you urinate on a mountain.

'There wern't any toilet's up there, I had to Mountain Dew

Mountain Dew by J_Man_767 March 10, 2011