dirty moffatt

When a man (not neccessarily but usually a tech teacher) takes a dildo, (usually made of wood) and sticks it up his ass while masterbating. After coming, the man pulls out the dildo, and then, with a left-to-right motion, whipes it on his moustache.

bradly gave himself a dirty moffatt on the snowday.

by Alejandro Fernandez December 14, 2008

no mofo

Phrase used after one inadvertently says something that sounds as if he likes someone else's mother.

I'm here to deliver a package to your mother. No mofo.
She's your mom?! No mofo.
Do you wanna screw Mrs. Robinson? No mofo.
Your mom wants my Schwetty balls. No mofo.

by antheezie. August 24, 2008

mofracky

Referring to something or someone. Originally coined by Hollywood when PG ratings wouldn't let them say mother fucker but has since been generalized by the public to mean just about any person, place, or thing. Mofrackyville is approximately six mofrackets south of Smallville with a population of about three dozen inbred mofrackies.

That mofracky can really haul ass! or

Who's the mofracky responsible for getting my daughter pregnant!?

by Damon J. Alverson October 4, 2007

Mofoath

it is the combination of putting mother fucking oath together to create a smooth flowing word. It has a greater emphasis and a deeper emotional expression than bloody oath in order to convey one's exaggerated feelings towards a particular event, situation or circumstance.

Person 1 "Do you want a beer?"

Person 2 "Mofoath bruuhhh"

by procastimashing March 13, 2015

Moffat

a thing ALL whovians hate, despise, and still love.

my child was being a MOFFAT when she started crying

by the bad wolf May 15, 2013

mofucka

-a combination of the words "mother" and "fucker" or more appropriately "motha" and "fucka". A word that can be used on any occassion, sometimes used to start off a long line of partial jibbirish.

"mofuka piece shit scadaba ricky j mocatipi mocananon"
"sup mofucka"
"MOFUCKA!!!"
"best mofukan band ever"
"mofucka.....those are some big mofukan cannons"

by brianmofuka November 30, 2004

mofene

Prison version of morphine, often prescribed by inmates for themselves using stolen doctor notes.

Common dosages range from one to two pounds.

Inmate: "I need this scrip filled."
Pharmacist: "1 lb. of mofene?"
Inmate: "Fuck yeah."

by Dr. KLUE August 11, 2008