Michigan Mud Mitten

A Michgan Mud Mitten is something I find useful when I have the shits and no amount of normal wiping will get my ass clean. I bandage my hand up with theCharmin and use my whole hand to effectively wipe away any offending remains of my shit.

Tom shat such a creamy mess,he needed to make a Michigan Mud Mitten to clean it up completly.

by Hillairé June 26, 2005

Mittens

Minion kittens. When an evil being or entity gathers to them dark forces to do their evil bidding, and all they can get are kittens, they've got mittens.

Also; cats who follow their person around everywhere, as though they intend to be helpful, but really just want to sleep near them.

Sorcerer: "Go, my Mittens, and bring me the Dark Crystal of Power!"

or

Lady: I wanted to go get another cup of coffee, but the mittens will just follow me and meow constantly.

by calvinke February 20, 2011

Flesh Mitten

A vagina, usually used when conditions outside are freezing, you put the vagina over the penis to warm it up

Danielle, if you want rides every morning because your car cant handle snow, your gonna have to put a flesh mitten on my penis in return.

by Matthew Gordon October 16, 2007

Mixter

1. (initial capital letter) a non-conventional title of respect for someone who identifies as genderqueer or gender revolutionary, prefixed to the name and to certain official designations (usually written as the abbreviation Mx.)
2. Informal Zer (used in direct address and not followed by the name of the person addressed)

1. "I am your teacher, Mx. Clever"
2. Mixter, is this your jacket?

by MixterNguyen December 25, 2011

BOILED MITTENS

A type of mitten knitted using fine sized needles from worsted wool.
They are made aproximately 30% larger than needed for the finished size, then boiled in hot water and left to air dry.
The mitten when shrunken is almost waterproof and very warm.

Grandma made me a pair of boiled mittens.

by Dancingcatfish February 12, 2007

Discord Mitten

Normally referred to as "mitten" is someone you've met on discord and engages in the act of playing video games with another person.

It derived from the associated term "discord kitten" which is highly regarded as obscene with the users of Discord. A different word was created to distinctively separate both meanings with clear indication to which group it belonged to.

"Where the mittens at?"
"Do you have a Discord Mitten?"
"Hey guys, meet my new mitten."
"Look at that dude. He clearly has no mittens"

by DaDiscordMod April 30, 2023

Squish-mitten

Another name for the vagina. Of course getting its name from the soft squishy feeling, and mitten.... well because things go in there.

After I was done with her squish-mitten, I came in her face.

by iplaywithsquirls October 18, 2006