shit-mitzvahed

getting shitfaced at a bar or bat-mitzvah

Toby: How was the bat-mitzvah?
Adam: Awesome, I got shit-mitzvahed and hooked up with a 13 year old.

by Ollie (IGR) March 28, 2009

mithzy

A very sexy and good looking women who is very kind and fun and also very intelligent. Also a peoples person that gets along with everyone and makes friends easily.

You meet mithzy yet?" "Yeah shes awesome.

by frankyj4000 July 25, 2011

Mitya

A better type of Dmitry. He is much more difficult to find than Dima. Mitya deservedly considers himself to be better than everyone else.

Mitya, you are so awesome! I love you!

by Rusvbnz May 17, 2017

Walter Mitty

A person who claims to be special forces but really isnt

Homeless Walter mitty with uniform: Can ya spare some change.
Random man: Fuck off you disgrace

by Gryuhdyiokjgd Jkoifyogsd January 21, 2018

The Bar Mitzvah

noun, singular. Similar to a body shot; The skin of a penis is pulled over the head, creating a cylindrical enclosure. The inside is then filled to the brim with alcohol, and consumed like a traditional shot by a classy woman. After completion of the shot, everyone in the room must yell MOZZLETOFF!

The Bar Mitzvah: "I gave out so many Bar Mitzvah's last night that my penis has a hangover."

by Manafort Chubbz March 17, 2010

Botched Mitzvah

A Bar Mitzvah that goes badly.

“I went to Jason’s Botched Mitzvah Saturday. Jason threw up during his reading. The DJ never showed up. The ice swan melted and they ran out of shrimp.”

by MoLo36 June 30, 2009

Werewolf Bar Mitzvah

1. (n) A shot containing 1 part goldschlager, 1 part crown royal, and 1 part pineapple juice.

2. (n) A coming of age traditional ceremony for a 13-year-old Jewish boy/wolf.

1. John order me so many werewolf bar mitzvah’s last night that I didn’t even realize she was fat.

2. Ryan’s Werewolf Bar Mitzvah was inspiring.

3. “Werewolf Bar mitzvah spooky scary, boys becoming men, men becoming wolves.”

by Harris Longshadow March 22, 2009