Mitt Romney

A businessman that should know that many of the job losses in 2009 have been announced when Bush was in power and therefore unemployment dropped under President Obama contrary to the constant spin by the GOP who are desperate in the final days, because Romney's campaign is going southwards since the "binders for womens gaffe" in the second debate and his disastrous performance on the third debate which was even worst than Obama's first debate. His poor performance during Hurricane Sandy, comments made by an Indiana GOP Senate Candidate about pregnancy and other nonsense from other GOP celebrities such as Rudy Guiliani won't help

Mitt Romney flip-flops daily on all issues

by Cre47 November 3, 2012

mitt camp

Carny slang for a fortune teller's booth. "Mitt" refers to palm reading.

"Are you sure you want to have your palm read at that mitt camp"

by PearlieGirl July 26, 2016

Mitt Romney

1. (Noun.) A highly offensive term for an idiot who can't decide which side he's on, and who thinks the windows on planes should open.

2. (Noun.) To take an enormous crap in a place other than a toilet.

1. "You're such a Mitt Romney."
2. "I think Mitt Romney just took a Mitt Romney during that debate."

by 742It'sHenry742742742742742742 October 27, 2012

Mitt Ramen Noodles

A nickname for Republican Candidate Mitt Romney. For if Mitt Romney becomes United States President, people (other than rich Republicans) will be too poor to afford anything to eat except for ramen noodles.

Kid: Mommy, I want steak for dinner!
Mother: Sorry baby. We only have ramen noodles.
Kid: why?
Mother: Because President Mitt Ramen Noodles took away our welfare and we can't afford anything else.

by MidnyteJ November 6, 2012

Mitt Romney Money

One that has money beyond that of a normal baller yet pays less taxes than a street pharmaceutical rep or an illegal immigrant.

Look dat new lex he be drivin. He must got dat Mitt Romney Money.

by TheQuietStormRVA November 29, 2012

Mitt Romney

To adjust one's Nut Sack

"Dude, I'm about to pull a Mitt Romney, Is anyone looking?"

"Naw, you're good"

by Naddy Date October 12, 2012

mitt (racism)

putrid offensive word for “black person; coon; nigger” (The word “mitt” (racism) is 500% more vulgar than the word “dick”.)

Don’t call any black people a mitt (racism). It is racist and extremely offensive.

by forehard bill March 18, 2019