Miracle Mile

A long streach of road in the middle of no where. The length can be shorter or longer then an actual physical mile of road. The road is usually completely straight, where you can see the length of it. ( i.e. Like the highway outside Las Vegas, Nevada heading for California.)

I drove the Miracle Mile last night, by myself at 4am. It's a miracle I could stay awake watching the hypnotic road pass under my wheels.

by Innocent Vice June 13, 2006

Miracle

An event that occurs, that was previously thought to be impossible.

A Lada at the top of a hill? A miracle.

by CaptainProcrastinate May 4, 2015

miracle from the baby Jesus

Something so wondrous or unlikely of happening that it has to be a miracle from the baby Jesus himself.

Ice-T's wife, Coco has an ass so glorious that is a miracle from the baby Jesus.

Chuck Norris being elected president would be a miracle from the bJesus.

by Alyson Clair October 28, 2008

christmas miracle

Any unusual and happy event that takes place during December, especially any event on Christmas Day or close to Christmas Day

"Your packages arrived early! It's a christmas miracle"

"We won our trip to Hawaii on Christmas! It's a christmas miracle"

by Nitwitlover December 17, 2016

Miracle

The most Magical, Intelligent, Reliable, Adorable, Caring, Lovely and Ebullient person ever. She is really hot and any guy would be damn lucky to have her.

Damn that Miracle girl is soooo hot.

by GabrielJames January 30, 2020

Mirabella

When I tell you this bitch-- She's 4'11" and will break your fucking kneecaps

" Mirabella, how are yo--"
" B E G O N E K N E E S !!"

by snowamv June 9, 2020

Miracle Of Hanukkah

When passing around a bowl of marijuana, it is rare that only one light will last eight hits. Especially in the holiday season, it is appropriate to title the passing of exactly eight hits as a Miracle of Hanukkah.

Or, Mirahuanukkah.

Woah, that bowl lasted so long! Yeah, it's a Miracle Of Hanukkah...A Mirahuanukkah

by evabevabaltus March 27, 2011