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moleshit

when someone acts like a huge asshole and abandons you to go be some girls bitch while lying like a cheap rug to cover it up. only applies if he thinks the girl is going to sleep with him but everyone knows that its never going to happen.
lucas: sorry man i have to drop you off here.

me: man this is almost 3 miles from my house...

lucas: sorry man my mom called. she needs her car back.

me: thats moleshit. youre going to starbucks to get that megan bitch a coffee arent you.

lucas: no man seriously my dog just died and my mom got cancer and my dad is beating her in a drunken rage and i just found out i have chlamydia.

george: shes not gonna suck your dick man.
by ihatemoles January 2, 2009
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fat people miles

1 mile = 6.5 fat people miles

A unit of measurement to express what it's like for fat people to walk or ride a bike for 1 mile. An unhealthy fat person walking 1 mile (5,280ft) is really like them walking approximately 6.5 miles(34,320ft) because they'll most likely get tired or hungry and become weaker and weaker. Not necessarily used to relate the amount of time it takes for them to complete the stated miles but more the amount of effort and concern for actually finishing.
-Hey, lets walk to Amenia.
-How far?
-About 2 miles.
-Are you kidding? That's like walking 13 fat people miles for me. Do I look like fucking Usain Bolt?
by Ben jam'in C. May 28, 2010
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molesterstache

An abbreviated form of molester moustache. Refers to the thinned-out hair clumpings grown by testosterone-challenged pedophiles and other shady sorts.
"Did you see the molesterstache on the guy driving that van? I bet he's hiding a clown suit in the back."
by SnaggPDX November 30, 2004
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horse-molested

the act of getting completely fucked beyond recognition. destroyed.
"the French military didn't stand a chance in WWII, If they hadn't surrendered, they easily would have been horse-molested
by HorseWithGloves August 30, 2018
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Milestone Consulting

World domination through the power of positive thinking and outlandish work ethic. Generating success through the "work hard, play hard" enviroment while caring and helping others reach a milestone in their career.
Today is my day to start Milestone Consulting.
by John Blevins July 8, 2012
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molester mobile

full sized van from 1970's to 1980's with either no rear windows at all, or heavily-tinted 'tear drop', or 'heart-shaped' windows.
oh my god, did you see that scary guy with a mullet driving that molester mobile slow down and stare at us? creepy!
by sandspit September 17, 2007
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500 miles

Half the distance Id walk to fall down at your door
I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more just to be the man who walked 1000 miles to fall down at your door.
by Tha manzsz March 9, 2018
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