Minivan

An SUV with many more seats, primarily called a soccer mom mobile.

"Hey bro! Did you see that ugly ass minivan?"
"Yea, the must've been taking the kids to soccer, via soccer mom mobile."

by AussieBoomBoomGuy June 17, 2021

rock the minivan

To have sex with someone, usually your mom.

"Five minutes later she agreed to get with me so we went and rocked the minivan like giggity giggity giggity" - RWJ

I will rock the minivan with your mother tonight.

by Hank’s Redemption October 30, 2022

micro minivan

Fagmobile

Hey look, a bunch of dudes are having sex in that micro minivan!

by Pseudo69nym June 5, 2018

Manhattan minivan

Two in the front 5 in the back

She was do easy I was able to do a manhattan minivan on her

by Beans1998 December 13, 2024

Tesla minivan

When you insert a vibrator into the vagina and fist into the anus.

We started the night with a little foreplay and then the Tesla minivan!

by VikingWarMachine October 30, 2019

wyoming minivan

A six-door F350 pickup truck custom made to for your 7 kids.

“Look at that monstrosity of a truck - it’s a Wyoming Minivan!”

by TheAudiChick April 6, 2019

Margarita-Minivan

A game where one person tries to direct conversation in the direction of issues related to margaritas, and that person's opponent tries to direct conversation in the direction of minivans. A player's offensive turn ends when the person allows himself or herself to be dragged into the other person's topic. The person whose offensive turn lasts longest wins. Optional: third parties can try to "mess with" the opponents by trying to trick them into talking about the opponent's topic. (This is called a "Third Party Psychout" or "Curveball.")

"Bro/Sis, you just said minivans are stupid! You lose this game we are playing, which is called Margarita-Minivan."

by trufrend June 9, 2018