prison mike

One of Michael Scott's many, many characters.

Jim: What did you do Prison Mike?
Prison Mike: I stole and I robbed and I kidnapped the President's son and held him for ransom.
Jim: That is quite the rap sheet, Prison Mike.
Prison Mike: And I never got caught, neither.
Jim: Well, you were in prison.
Pam: Prison Mike, what was the food like in prison?
Prison Mike: Gruel (pause) sandwiches. Gruel omelets. Nothin' but gruel. Plus you can eat your own hair.
Pam: Wow.

prison mike by Dougedatamazingdog May 23, 2018

Mikaela Hyakuya 

The vampire of my dreams. His "best friend" is Yuichiro and he did more than just drink his blood that time. The definition of his name is "Gift from God" or "Feminine of Micheal".

The character of my dreams is Mikaela Hyakuya and he's a vampire.

Mikaela Hyakuya by anonymous September 15, 2020

Bijuu mike 

The one and only salad highlighter

Friend:whos bijuu mike?
Me:*holds up bright green highlighter*

Bijuu mike by Satan_button July 26, 2018

Mike wheeler 

The most homosexual character in all of fiction, he is gayer then a drag queen, you know what he is a drag queen at this point, peopel start calling him mike queeler since he is queer.

If you suck a dick on accident that makes you a mike wheeler

Mike wheeler by Bori rhdj April 24, 2023

mieke 

Mieke is a smart and bad ass girl who doesn't take shit from other people. She will not put up with peoples crap, and is one of the realest people out there. Many people are intimidated by her but once they get to know her they will love her. She is cute in her own way and finds a way to stand out in a crowd Mieke is a very rare girl and if you know one you are lucky.

person 1: wow! that girl is absurd but I think she might be too good for me
person 2: come on man, she's Mieke, shes out of everyone's league

mieke by joe from the tri state area December 25, 2019

Kol mikaelson 

Kol mikaelson is a hot Original vampire that we all know and love. Kol mikaelson was a Witch in the originals for a bit but became a vampire again then nearly killed his girlfriend Davina forever. His family’s quote is Always and Forever

Kol mikaelson is a fictional character from the series The Vampire diaries and The Originals

Kol mikaelson by Grace126 October 22, 2020

Mike Tomlin 

Mike Tomlin is a character played by Omar Epps on the popular television series known as the "NFL". Mike Tomlin is an American football head coach for the Pittsburgh Steelers.

Guy 1: Wow, I didn't know Mike Tomlin won a Super Bowl.

Guy 2: No, you're mistaken. Mike Tomlin is just a fictional character. He is really Omar Epps.

Mike Tomlin by rbarazan March 1, 2010