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Muffed

"I broke a chicks spine doing her doggy style."
"Dude, that's MUFFED".
by InflatableTiffany December 9, 2008
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meffed off

a mixture off miffed and pissed off, so therefore annoyed
Duncan was meffed off that the girl he was in love with continued to refer to him as her GBF.
by duncan's gbf July 27, 2009
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Muffed Up

synonym for fucked up.

slang term that is often used on Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2
Alex: Dude what did Sam do?

Tyler: He cried after getting high

Alex: Thats muffed up
by Alex Hildenbrand May 6, 2010
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muffed onion

what the fuck is your problem looking this up you idiot. Btw Chayse has the smallest DIDDLE in the whole of nz
wow look at his willy so tiny, what a muffed onion
by Big-Ass-BONNER June 18, 2014
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muffed

when someone sitting on a piece of furniture (couch) farts and stays sitting down (not getting up at all) causing the fart to be held within the furniture
Broski why does this chair smell like ass???

oh Elaine muffed...
by jamankita October 19, 2010
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muffed out

you didn't even get her number? you really muffed out, you know?
by Dickie Moist October 7, 2003
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Muffed

A term describing something or someone is fucked up, but in a polite way, specifically, in public.
Dude, the other day, he tried something out and it was completely muffed up!
by Guilford309 July 12, 2011
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