Muffed

Another word for fucked.

"I broke a chicks spine doing her doggy style."
"Dude, that's MUFFED".

by InflatableTiffany December 9, 2008

meffed off

a mixture off miffed and pissed off, so therefore annoyed

Duncan was meffed off that the girl he was in love with continued to refer to him as her GBF.

by duncan's gbf July 27, 2009

Muffed Up

synonym for fucked up.

slang term that is often used on Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2

Alex: Dude what did Sam do?

Tyler: He cried after getting high

Alex: Thats muffed up

by Alex Hildenbrand May 6, 2010

muffed onion

what the fuck is your problem looking this up you idiot. Btw Chayse has the smallest DIDDLE in the whole of nz

wow look at his willy so tiny, what a muffed onion

by Big-Ass-BONNER June 18, 2014

muffed

when someone sitting on a piece of furniture (couch) farts and stays sitting down (not getting up at all) causing the fart to be held within the furniture

Broski why does this chair smell like ass???

oh Elaine muffed...

by jamankita October 19, 2010

muffed out

to handle a situation in a cowardly way.

you didn't even get her number? you really muffed out, you know?

by Dickie Moist October 7, 2003

Muffed

A term describing something or someone is fucked up, but in a polite way, specifically, in public.

Dude, the other day, he tried something out and it was completely muffed up!

by Guilford309 July 12, 2011