Uber Micro

Uber Micro is the ability to be able to command a vast amount of units (men) in rts games (Command and Conquer and Starcraft) This skill if highly recognized amungst gamers (made popular by the hit internet series "Pure Pwnage") and should not be taken lightly.

Tim: "Yeah, I got pwnd the other day cause the guy I was playing had Uber Micro"

Dylan: "Stfu noob..."

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Usually Koreans who play starcraft have insane Uber Micro

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Jeremy from purepwnage has Uber Micro

by Dylan (f1r3f0x. broodwar, uswest) April 10, 2007

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Micro Bruiser

A small, yet powerful penis

Phrank was packing a real micro bruiser.

by BruiserMH December 10, 2014

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Micro minutes

The time it takes to heat something up in the microwave.

How many more micro minutes till dinner?

by Robert Michael Hensel April 12, 2008

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microanus

A concerning deficiency in which a man or woman has an abnormally small and concerning anus. A magnifying glass of some sort would be required to see this quite pathetic-looking genitalia.

Suzy Q: Aight, I gotta take a shit.
Bo: Same here.
Suzy Q: Of course you do.

~49 minutes later~
Suzy Q: Ayo, Bo! You doing alright there?
Bo: We've got a problem.
Suzy Q: Oh shit, do you have a... microanus. No wonder you're taking so god damn long! HURRY THE FUCK UP AND GET THE SHIT OUT, YOU FUCKER.
Bo: ... aight

by nutmachine696 February 19, 2018

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Macrotransaction

Too expensive microtransaction that it isn't considered microtransaction anymore.

Wait, did Riot Games actually make a $300 skin in Valorant? Bruh, that's a macrotransaction!

by Walter_Clemens July 19, 2020

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Micro$oft

A way of spelling wordMicrosoft/word that reflects the company's way of being bent on owning everything.

I hate Micro$oft, the money hungry bastards.

by |darc| December 8, 2002

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microdate

A very short date with a finite end point.

'I had a great microdate with this guy, it lasted 20 minutes before I had to run to meet....'

'Let's schedule a microdate. I only have time after work but before dinner with friends.'

by songtree July 26, 2017

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