Misleading the Queen

When your Johnson lets you down in front of an older lady.

Boris is guilty of misleading the queen! Do you think the honorable member will ever be able to stand again?

by BadgerBodger September 25, 2019

misleading

causing someone to believe something that is not true:
misleading information/statements
Coments must not create a misleading impression.

misleading comment!

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 23, 2019

Beth Maclean

A cool person beyond belief. Someone whi is always there to help

aw she helped me out last night. She is such a Beth Maclean

by georgieeD September 28, 2009

hey micheal vsauce here

this is what little peasants say to the god named Micheal

"hey Micheal vsauce here" they said to the god

by mycityisengland January 3, 2018

Maksim Maclean

when you put your hand in a sheeps ass and grabs its poop and eat it.

'Maksim Maclean fucked the sheep'

by archer sucks March 21, 2021

Mileage

The term used to describe how much value (i.e. "bang for your buck") you will get out of a VIP Dance (i.e. private dance) from a stripper in a nudie bar.

A typical "low mileage" dance is completely hands-off. (i.e. no touching.)

A dance with fair mileage may include groping of the dancer's ass and breasts.

A dance where you're getting great mileage will include titty sucking, kissing, petting and digital vaginal penetration.

In some very rare cases, a dance including a hand-job, fellatio or full-on sex would be considered exceptional mileage. This, of course, could also be considered prostitution.

Tom: What kind of mileage will I get if I go back for a dance with that black chick?

Dick: Who, Mercedez? She'll let you finger her.

by Time4SumAksion August 15, 2006

Macleananator

Total heavyweight player.

Wow macleananator get in

by Danny f baby October 7, 2007