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methane facial

Farting directly into someone's face
Jim gave Eric a methane facial
by Pete September 26, 2003
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methmites

A methmite is sum1 who attaches itself to a meth dealer cause their unable to hold a job or afford their own habit
That dealer always has a group of methmites following him around they need to get a job
by Onna Gaskin February 5, 2019
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Methmite

A person who frequents meth users to get high for free.
When there is meth around, the methmites come out of the woodwork.
by RABBIT1523 October 23, 2018
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methanie

Your cracked out aunt named Stephanie. She means well but don’t let her cook. Bad food poisoning every time…Don’t let her clean. Don’t let her watch your children……most importantly don’t invite her to the family bbq…
Aunt Methanie needed to borrow 20 dollars so I told her she could wash my car. She showed up 6 hrs later and it took her an additional 6 hrs to clean the car. Thankfully I didn’t have to work. Thank you Methanie
by SIGMASCIENCE July 9, 2023
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Meaganite

A person who lovingly and joyfully supports and helps a Meagan attain any goal and do anything they want.
Meagan: I need...
Meaganite 1: A snack?
Meaganite 2: Somebody to love?
Meaganite 3: Help with homework?
Meaganite 4: Help with world domination?
Meaganite n: A new dress?
Meaganite ∞: A Jordan?
by iggy7692 September 15, 2010
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mekanite

cyborg, part human part machine, part animal part machine
Don't mess with him, he's a mekanite.
by hugoniot January 26, 2017
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Methaning

Being in a relationship but not doing anything. Just having a relationship for the sake of a relationship.
"you guys are methaning"
by Danksbum April 9, 2017
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