Messervey

The most Homo man 2013 that you will ever meet. Any man with this name is surely going to hell and shall rape Hitler while he's there.

This Messervey is obviously going to hell for what he did in class today.

by YoloSwaggins March 15, 2013

tyler messer

Absolutely awesome mother fucker

Your such a tyler messer

by Dhzhdbdb February 1, 2017

messerschmitt cramp

A sore neck, Allied pilots in WWII got sore necks from constantly turning their heads looking for Meserschmitt fighter planes.

I've got a hulluva Messerschmitt cramp after that mission!

by gargoyle6969 September 6, 2010

Messerschmitt knickers

Women's knickers worn in wartime Britain (1939-1945). Often
made of nylon/parachute silk.
Possible derivation: said to come down without a fight. (analogy with German aircraft of same name).

She wears Messerschmitt knickers: they come down without a fight.

by Lord George de BruceCarruthers September 26, 2010

Messterday

A term used to describe the day of a brutal, painful hangover when you've finally recovered the following day.

The origin coming from the saying "I was a mess yesterday" when describing the day after a night of late partying, boozing, etc.

Luke: How was your weekend?
Joan: I went out all night on Saturday for my going away party and messterday I was just useless.

by Lrzewnicki October 8, 2013

messmerize

When a space is so disorganized that it alters an onlooker's neurological function.

The room was such a disaster that I just stood there, messmerized and unable to think.

by Suska! September 20, 2016

Meissner-ism

Meissner-ism, corollary to Murphy's law. Seemingly random, inexplicable result of some innocuous event that somehow becomes completely convoluted and defies all logic to clear up.

Why did 52 computers in two crates randomly show up at my door? Must be a meissner-ism.

by Johnald P November 13, 2018