Merkendorfer

A person who takes advantage of elves.

-Did you see Franz last night?

-Ya what a merkendorfer!!

by Bamboozed July 14, 2011

merkeln

A german word-puzzle, made from the German Chancellor "Angela Merkel" and the "-eln" ending of verbs.
I merkle
You merkle
He/She/It merkles
We merkle
you merkle
they merkle

It reffers to: Sit around and do nothing
or: Talking about something so long, that you can just do it, because everyone else is too fed up to stop you from doing it

Q: Why is no one stopping the chancellor from letting all the refugees in?
A: She Merkled us

Stop merkeln, or I kill you!

by Nellox February 9, 2017

merkshire ratio

The ratio of time it takes one to pack a bowl and the time it takes for said person to actually hit the bowl. The longer you sit with a packed bowl, the higher the ratio becomes.

- Yo Joel, are you gonna hit that?

- Yeah, yeah.. sorry, just was watching something on my phone
- bro, you’re merkshiring really hard right now. And your merkshire ratio is incredibly high, please be cognizant.

by ParkYourCar November 23, 2020

merjes

Girl who is always jealous, envious and about someone's life, even if this person didn't do anything wrong. But her/his manner, dancer, how she/he talks get on her nerves. SHE MAY FEEL SORRY IF THAT PERSON IS SAD OR WEAK !!!!

PRONOTIATION; "mer-cheese"

You're acting lika a merjes, you are hating her for what ? Because, she can dance...BULLSH#T !!!

by Leilaaaanaaa June 24, 2021

Merkerson

Large and in charge. A being of pure awesomeness sometimes compared to Thor in terms of relative power. Due to his ability to radiate pure awesome power it is necessary to wear sunglasses in his presence.

That dude is a total Merkerson

by Magatoonie November 25, 2021

Merkeb

Like the name he is a ship to everyone around him to get away from there problems. He is some one you can rely on, a shoulder to cry and always there for you.

Merkeb is loving, generous, selfless and hardworking boy

by BzD,7 November 28, 2021

A merker

A person who eats a freakin ungodly amount of your food without caring if anyone else has eaten yet or who eats all of your leftovers leaving your refrigerator completely empty.

Our friend Jeff is known as a merker.

by mesofunny July 3, 2014