Shit and mingle

When girls always wanna go to the bathroom together. They go take a shit and mingle

Hey Aubrey, I’ve gotta go pee. Wanna go shit and mingle?

“Where did the girls go?”
“Oh, I think they went to go shit and mingle”
“Nice, hope they don’t take too long”

by Shitnmingle February 8, 2019

Child Mongler

1. A creature that uses the ancient art of mongling to steal children from the wombs of pregnant women.

2. Any pedophile.

Derived from the term Cock Mongler.

1. "Careful now. You don't want that little guy taken by Child Mongler in your sleep."

2. "I knocked a little girl over while I was running, and now everyone thinks I'm a Child Mongler."

by nickreaper October 26, 2011

Meegles

a disease in which people refer to celebrities like they are on a first name basis and play a role in their life.

OMG I feel so bad for Jen the way Brad played her like that. Ang is such a tramp. I wanna give Jen a hug.

Damn girl you got a bad case of the meegles!

by notatallmeegles March 11, 2009

mingle off

At a work function or party when the office bore is talking to you about something dull - what you want them to do is to mingle off and speak to some other poor unsuspecting person

Agh! I cannot believe I got stuck talking to that technician guy who loves comics at the other day. I wanted to tell him to mingle off !

by Ed 99999 April 11, 2008

Mungled

Getting absolutely out of your mind, usually on ellicit substances or booze.

"Man, you look mungled"
"Well I have done 5 pills"

by Mungled December 12, 2009

meaglethepotatoe

Even though this guy is a fucking midget being 5,5 he is still able to carry anyone in valorant even ZANITY, he is one of the smartest out of his friends yet still struggles to reach the top shelf, his brain may be big but he isn't, guess his genetics fucked him over as well as evolution. We are all superior to him in every other way except valorant and school, for example we can use tinder he can't. GG WP

meaglethepotatoe HOW CAN HE REACH THE DESK TO PLAY THE GAME

by void24creed October 27, 2020

cherry mangler

A man who has such a gargantuan penis that he leaves his virgin sexual partners' lady parts mangled after engaging in intercourse, making it near impossible for future penetration and/or impregnation to occur with ease.

Joey: Dude, I've got a major problem. My woman says she can't tell when I'm inside her.
Joe: Bro, I wish I had that problem.
Joey: Yous a crazy bitch, why would you want that problem?
Joe: Because I'm a CHERRY MANGLER. Women fear me and my above average penis.

by SleezyC1234 May 4, 2009