Bert McCracken

walking perfection

Bert McCracken is beautiful.

by Ashton November 17, 2003

McCrapples

The by-product of the near uncontrollable need to to find a toilet after the consumption of McDonalds. May occur to anybody of any age at any time, but is most common the morning after an evening of heavy alcohol intake. Also commonly seen in children, especially during road trips. Side effects include gas and cramping.

Kid: (in car) MOMMY! MOMMY! Pull the car over! I need a bathroom!
Mother: what's wrong? are you going to pee in your pants?
Kid: NO!!! My McCrapples are slipping! HURRY!!

example #2
Dude 1: Nothing hits the spot like McDonalds after a night like that!
Dude 2: Ya Man! We closed that joint- Yikes! Gotta run! I've got to drop McCrapples!
Dude 1: Bathroom is thataway!

by rpoo June 20, 2010

Jacoby MccrayTM

A nigga who has a youtube channel @Jacoby MccrayTM and an Instagram @jacobymccray_

Random Girl: Is that Jacoby MccrayTM!
Jacoby MccrayTM: Uhhhhh.... NO!

by JJmob October 12, 2016

Bert McCracken

from what i have seen of him he looks like a realy cool guy and fucking his leg whats with you peeps and your dirty minds

i cant waight till the next show!!!

by EmmaG December 1, 2003

Bert McCracken

the singer of the best band ever... yeah i'd want to hump his leg too... hes so fucking hot

i love bert.... hes so fucking hot

by rachael November 23, 2003

bert mccracken

The only person that can pull of the greasy hair and still look hot as all hell! I mean, wow, look at him! Get real chickie... We all wanna do more than just hump his leg, I could say more but I probably shouldn't! Mmmm.. Bert!

I could fuck Bert all night and his greasy hair wouldn't bother me. LOL

by JoeMomma September 15, 2003

McCrack

When you have drank yourself to the point were you forget your own name.

So wats your name?
uhhhhhhh... Mcrea, McCrad, McCrack

by mcadam November 14, 2011