To whom it may concern

Bad news

To whom it may concern,

You're fired.

-Corporate

by Doctor Battas May 24, 2009

Watch it, Bobby-Joe, Beulah may look calm but she's one mighty fine biter

She's beautiful, but a bitch.

Watch it, Bobby-Joe, Beulah may look calm but she's one mighty fine biter.

by fahm gurl October 9, 2003

When in Rome, don't wash your dick or a volcano may erupt and kill you.

A common saying

Austin: you know what they say, "When in Rome, don't wash your dick or a volcano may erupt and kill you."

Jacob: Yea man, totally, that is what they say.

by Dr.Write March 25, 2020

May the odds be ever in your favour

hunger games thing

may the odds be ever in your favour

by uggghhghg October 8, 2020

International Rick May Day

April 8th, the day all nations on eart fall silent, or be shot with a rocket launcher, in honor of Rick May, the vouce actor of The Soldier in TF2. There are also buckets given to random people on the holiday.

Person 1: silence
Person 2: whats going on?
Person 1: *shoots person 2 with rocket launcher*
Person 1: Never Disrespect International Rick May Day.

by Voxelite April 9, 2021

Attention: If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma you may be entitled to compensation.

I shat my pants

I Attention: If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma you may be entitled to compensation. My pants

by Lightning Mcdouble April 4, 2021

It may be shit to you, but it's bread and butter to me

A typical Plumber to customer remark on viewing a well blocked toilet," It may be shit to you, but it's bread and butter to me"

Embarassed customer- I'm so sorry but the toilets full of floating shit and paper, it makes me want to throw up.

Plumber- Do not worry madam, It may be shit to you, but it's bread and butter to me.

by Cpt Crapper of Dick Scratching May 1, 2012