mascular

a combination of masculine and muscular

look how mascular i am
look at william, he’s so mascular

by scaroline January 18, 2022

mastuwaiting

When you are wanking to porn hub or some other porn channel and you have shitty internet and have to wait for it to buffer ....

Fuck man sorry I'm late, optus made me late .. I was mastuwaiting ... so put an extra hour on my time!

by EvetteGilette June 7, 2022

Bisexual mastubation

The act to finger yourself and jerk off at the same time

Guy 1: What did you do last night?
Guy 2: I Did some bisexual mastubation
Guy 1: Wh- What does that mean?
Guy 2: Oh, you dont want to know

by Capyskater May 10, 2021

Masculant

Being strong willed,strong in general, Not being a wimp, not being afraid to show emotions

The kid would be masculant if he wasn't afraid to show emotions.

by master123456 March 11, 2012

Mastubate

(Also "mastubation.") Includes numerous possible epithets, in addition to the self-gratification *at hand*: having a short penis (stub), any number of handicaps or speech impediments producing the mispronunciation of masturbate minus the R sound, and lastly, a session of masturbation that was either too brief to be enjoyable or otherwise clearly less pleasurable than average. Could also refer to masturbating in the bath-tub, not necessarily an epithet.

1) "Hey, dickless over there is going home to MASTUBATE."
2) "Hey dopey, you gonna go home to "mu-mu-muh-mastubate?" (Mocking the slow kid.)
3) "Ugh, last night was a fail. After working up a decent hard-on by watching music videos, it ended anticlimactically with very disappointing mastubation." (This would be said with sadness, frustration, disappointment.)

4) Ah, what a lovely evening off she had with wine, candles, a bubble-bath, and her favorite: mastubation.

by m00per23 August 26, 2017

mascular

Like masculine, only more so.

Travis:Have you seen Matt's new girlfriend? She's pretty masculine.
Dave: Shit dude, she's MascuLAR!

by gimpsuitjones April 30, 2006

masturaption

(n.) - Masturbation based on imagined scenes of rape

"Masturbation is one thing, but you know, some pervs go overboard and get into this masturaption mindset and I don't like it at all."

overheard at a water cooler in Miami, Florida, January 6, 2011

by PRwiz101 February 19, 2011