The Unicycle Massacre of 1993

A fictional event that happened in the state of Wyoming involving either a gang of unicyclists murdering many innocent villagers or quite possibly the biggest unicycle crash ever in the history of mankind. You be the judge!

Person 1: Dude how horrible was Hurricane Katrina?

Person 2: Pfft looked like Candy Land compared to the Unicycle Massacre of 1993 scrub!

by Joe Vice City Yablonski November 26, 2009

The Brian Jonestown Massacre

One of the greatest bands known to ever grace god's green earth. Over their rocky history their has been over 40 members in the band, including the lead singer of Dead Meadow, Black Rebel Motorcycle Gang, and The Outcrowd. They play a mixture of shoegaze and 60s revival psychedelic rock which will blow your mind. Their lead singer and band nebulous is Anton Newcombe, a musical genius who has struggled through countless drug addictions. Recently the rockumentary DIG! was made about their history.

The Brian Jonestown Massacre is greatest band on earth. period.

by Jeremey Dawson November 27, 2007

irons family massacre

The Irons Family Massacre is a legend about a boy named Sam Irons and his family. There was a television series about it on a canadian network.

Main Characters:

Sam Irons - A tormented child with psychological problems
Irons Mother - A crazy woman with two extra arms. She is locked in the attic.
Irons Father - A cruel man. He captures children and forces them to work in his underground factory.

The series climaxed when the Irons House was burned down. Sam Irons shot himself

Did you see that episode of School of Trial last night? Yeah, that irons family massacre is really something.

by Jackie Boy April 8, 2005

Massachusetts Maritime Academy

1. One of the few places on earth where if you have a woman in your room you'll get in trouble.

2. Where fun goes to die.

3. A college where kids run away during orientation.

4. Where kids younger then you make the rules, enforce them and get you in trouble.

5. Where no matter how much of a loser you were in high school you'll have friends, the honnor guard and the band. You'll more likely then not get bars for being an asshole.

"Hey, I'm a petty officer at the Massachusetts Maritime Academy."

"what the fuck is that?"

by 4/c Kelleher haha June 2, 2006

vaginal chainsaw massacre

The act of wrapping ones penis in aluminum foil and then having rough intercourse

John wrapped his tool in foil and then stuck it in Sally

by G·r·a·h·a·m June 13, 2005

Reading, Massachusetts

A nice middle class town just about 20 mins. north of boston in middlesex county where everybody knows everybody and people are way to obsessed with school sports. 90% of the neighborhoods in the town are nice with the exception of the apartment complex on main street and shit near the train depot. Kids usually drive around on a friday night in their dads bmw or merecedes looking for something to do. cops in reading are complete ass holes and will pull you over for anything. cops in reading are also hooked on cocaine and hitting on all of the females in the town. Reading has 2 highschools - RMHS which is the public school of the town and then you got Austin Prep : where rich parents send their kids to get a 'better education' and to prepare them for college. All in all, Reading is a cool place to grow up, full of cool people except the coke head cops, but thats besides the point.

Bill: Where u from?
Bob: Reading, Massachusetts
Bill: O yeh, all of your cops are yayo addicts..especially the young ones who pull us teens over for no apparent reason and date highschool girls...

by Classified01867 November 20, 2006

Massachist

Someone who enjoys pain, weather it be self-inflicted or not.

If you punch a massachist he will not cry, he will be happier.

by Influenced Injuries April 18, 2009