creamy mashed potatoes

Your significant other deficates and you ejaculate into it. Then your significant other mixes it together and eats it.

Last night I made Jill eat some creamy mashed potatoes

creamy mashed potatoes by C-PIG April 4, 2008

feeling like a bag of mashed potatoes 

(verb) definition: when you feel like collapsing from exhaustion or soreness.

“i just got done with practice and i’m feeling like a bag of mashed potatoes”

feeling like a bag of mashed potatoes by softballslut2000 November 25, 2020

chicken stuffed with mozzarella cheese wrapped in parma ham with some homemade mashed potatoes 

The first meal L cooked for H, which is also according to L the most romantic thing he has done.

H posted a picture of L cooking this dish

I: What was the most romantic thing you’ve done for your partner?

L: I once cooked a meal, the first meal i’ve ever cooked. It was chicken stuffed with mozzarella cheese wrapped in parma ham with some homemade mashed potatoes. Turned out pretty good for my first meal. :)

chicken stuffed with mozzarella cheese wrapped in parma ham with some homemade mashed potatoes by ilikecarrots28 May 14, 2022

wet mashed potatoes 

Some dumb ass thing that guys think is funny. Girls find it terribly annoying because none of the boys will tell them what it means.

"Wet mashed potatoes"
*every guy around*

"OMG THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER!!!"
sexual

wet mashed potatoes by LOV3DOCTOR November 5, 2015

instant mashed potatoes 

A vile, ungodly creation with no equal. The ultimate torture weapon of suburban mother's who don't like to peel potatoes or work late. A plague upon suburbia that leaves only hungry children and carnage in it's wake. A "food" dish from hell itself which can both lacerate the inside of your mouth with water-resistant flakes and also dribble out your mouth as you choke on it and beg for the gentle release of death. Generally, they're pretty terrible. Can be used to great effect in soups if you're allergic to flour though.

"Sweetie, I made instant mashed potatoes to go with dinner."
"Fuck you. I'm going out for Thai food. Eat that crap yourself."

instant mashed potatoes by AC1919 December 30, 2016

making mashed potatoes 

When a husband has vaginal sex with his wife in order to reproduce. This is only for instances in which the people fucking are a straight married couple who intend to create a child. A reference to the mashed potato like appearance of most newborn babies.

Kyle: hey john what are you planning on doing this weekend?

John: just making mashed potatoes with my sexy wife.

making mashed potatoes by bigbrian42069 September 19, 2019

Eating Mashed Potatoes 

Clean way of saying "masturbating and watching porn." The tense of "eating" can change depending on context.

Since I wasn't invited to any parties Friday night, I ended up staying home eating mashed potatoes.

Eating Mashed Potatoes by Licensed_Nerd January 12, 2022