When two best friends marry each other on facebook because they're tired of seeing their relationship status as, "single."
Julie changed her relationship status from "single" to "married"
Hey, who you married to?
My best friend, because we're forever alone. That's the point of facebook marriage.
Hey, who you married to?
My best friend, because we're forever alone. That's the point of facebook marriage.
by xxpikapikaxx June 28, 2011
Get the Facebook Marriage mug.The "goggles" that suddenly appear on a person when they are ready for marriage and able to commit to one person. These goggles prevent men and women from appreciating the beauty in the opposite sex because they actually care if their partner catches them staring.
We took our soon to be married friend to Las Vegas for his bachelor party and were wondering why his head wasn't turning with all the beautiful women were passing by.
Me: "Damn bro, are you checking all these beautiful women?"
Friend: "Huh?"
Me: "I guess your ready for marriage...your marriage goggles are forming"
Me: "Damn bro, are you checking all these beautiful women?"
Friend: "Huh?"
Me: "I guess your ready for marriage...your marriage goggles are forming"
by BazookaMoose November 27, 2012
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beautiful and hilarious she will always find a way to make you laugh. she doesnt let people walk on her or be fake to her, but when your on her good side, she is goofy and funnyand so sweet. even after she gets done being upset, you can always cheer her up by helping her.
me: wow she is so pretty and funny im glad im on her inside
friend: i know right! no wonder her name is mariangely
friend: i know right! no wonder her name is mariangely
by 🎤im still a piece of garbage🎤 June 21, 2019
Get the mariangely mug.A combination of the words "Facebook" and "fake." Describes a false relationship status showing your relationship status on Facebook as married, when you are not actually married to the person. It can discourage people from hitting on you but more then likely you just married your best friend to avoid posting your actual relationship status on Facebook.
"I love my Fakebook marriage: I didn't want that guy to bug me about our relationship status on Facebook. Thank god I told him I'm married to my best friend and it would hurt her feelings if we broke it off."
by prinnyfan May 9, 2009
Get the Fakebook marriage mug.The marriage was frowned upon by both sets of parents because of different religious beliefs. They would have preferred that it was a same-sect marriage
by MoLo36 June 30, 2009
Get the Same-sect marriage mug.She is the sweetest girl you will ever meet. She is so kind and thoughtful. She is actually so gorgeous. Marianna is so funny and she loves making people around her smile.
by Ivanna321 May 10, 2019
Get the Marianna mug.The supposed reason why fundies oppose gay marriage. Then they cheat on their spouses, hook up in bathroom stalls, etc.
In the USA, the lowest divorce rates are in blue states (#1 is Massachusetts), and the highest divorce rates are in red states. Somehow it's the fault of those evil homosexuals.
In the USA, the lowest divorce rates are in blue states (#1 is Massachusetts), and the highest divorce rates are in red states. Somehow it's the fault of those evil homosexuals.
Vito Fossella voted for the No Gay Marriage amendment, then flew home to impregnate his mistress. Do as I say, not as I do! That's the sanctity of marriage for you.
by Frankie1969 May 19, 2008
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