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Melanie Martinez

amazing singer/songwriter who released her EP 'Dollhouse' in 2014, her album 'Crybaby' in 2015 and her single 'Gingerbread Man' in 2016. She is currently making the Alphabet Boy music video and is making one for every song in Crybaby except the 3 from the deluxe album. she is AMAZING and I love her very very much, she is the best singer ever and her hair is my goals - it was inspired by Cruella De Vil :))
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I don't know if I wrote 2 definitions but if I did never mind
if I didn't then it doesn't matter
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if you like Mel - wrote on other definition too:
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by melaniemartinez May 22, 2016
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Two olives short of a martini

"Will: My friend knows this sqaw that he's completely in love with. But this particular sqaw just broke up with his best friend. Now, he don't wanna diss his boy or nothin, but he'd like to know how long is a good time to wait befire he... raidsthis sqaw's village, if you know what I'm sayin.
Philip: Ummmmm. Interesting you should bring that up. I had a case like that come before me just recently.
Will: Really?
Philip: Word up. Now this guy started going out with his best friend's girl hours after they broke up.
Will: Whoa, he waited that long?
Philip: Well, this other guy didn't think it was that long. He was very jealous and he shot his friend.
Will: Dead?
Philip: No. Let's say he's, uh, two olives short of a martini.
Will: OHHHHHH!
Philip: So before your friend starts raiding any villages, he better be sure its worth it."
by i am nobody and i am sombody January 5, 2010
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Fernando Martinez Batiz

the most badass motherfucker in the world, kickfliping and halo master. protector of Ronnie James Dio.
holy shit! the other day Fernando Martinez Batiz fucked my mother, got a killtacular, and did a kickflip, all at the same time while protecting Dio
by chupateta February 28, 2009
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Martim

An handsome guy. Really smart and kind. He likes to help people and love his friends as much as his family. Be like Martim, be a awesome human beeing.
My name is Martim
by machosigma69 February 22, 2017
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Oliver Martin

The biggest rat on earth, he makes who is joe jokes and thinks he is funny.
If you decline this Oliver Martin definition onto Urban Dictionary , you are homosexual.
by UAreABafoon October 23, 2019
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Maritime Goggles

A condition that occurs when a cadet is at New York Maritime College for too long, resualting in an illision that makes females more attractive than they really are. Similar to beer goggles, the two should never be combined in an unsafe area. The effects of the combination of the two are catastrophic, often resaulting in massive quantities of shame and ridicule by peers. There is, in fact, an equation that describes the potency of Maritime Goggles, h+(.15w)=mgh, with h being equal to the initial hotness of the chick, w being equal to the number of consecutive weeks a cadet is stuck on campus )whithout being off campus for a span of >1week), and mgh being equal to the maritime goggle hotness, or the final hotness of the chick.
Maritime Cadet: "Wow, look at that hottie in the mini-skirt!"
Normal Dude: "Uh, bro, she's no better than a 6."
Maritime Cadet: "Damn maritime goggles again, ive been stuck there too long."

if a girl is a 6 to one uneffected by maritime goggles, and is seen afer a cadet has been stuck on campus for 7 weeks, then she is now a 7.05 under maritime goggles, because 6+(.15*7)=7.05. The mgh potancy factor would be 1.05
by MSA6219 October 2, 2009
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Stemmy Martin

Weed that has a lot of Stems in it. Low grade weed. Another term used instead of "Reggie Bush." Stemmy Martin refers to Hip-Hop artist Remy Martin.
"You got any loud? I don't want any of that Stemmy Martin shit!"
by SwishasNKush December 27, 2011
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