Manstinant

Staying abstinant from dating men for a long period of time.

Girl 1: Oh my god, my ex-boyfriend sucks big time..
Girl 2: I am manstinant for years now. You should try it
Girl 1: K.

by Nikki80 June 26, 2015

manity kane

the guy group which was made on Making the Band 4 consisting of Mike, Brian Andrews, Robert, Willie and Qwanell

Yo, I just copped dat brand new Manity Kane cd.

by Bobby Light gonna do you right February 1, 2008

American MANSY

American MANSY. (ə-mĕr´ĭ-kən măn´zē) n. 1. A pandemic of MANSY in 21st Century America, afflicting millions of American Men. 2. An American Man’s chronic inability to handle money, time, himself — and the American Woman. 3. MANSYass-ness.

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by americanmansy.com July 31, 2011

Manstruation

1. Term given for a phantom menstruation derived from the male gender in support of female menstruation, considered as a leap forward in gender parity in the workplace

1. Example: There is to be statutory DNA testing in the office due to traces of menstruation in the ladies lavatories. To conform with new workplace regulations men will also be required to provide their own "manstruation" samples

by wilbur smith February 14, 2013

manstrual cycle

The manstrual cycle occurs during a man's special time of the month, when the male becomes extremely irritable and eager for intercourse. But due to his irritability, this week is the time when the most masturbation occurs.

Girfriend- What's wrong with (your name here)
Best Friend- Oh, nothing really, he's on his manstrual cycle.
Girlfriend- Oh, I guess I better lay off, and have sex with him.

by dustin miner April 8, 2008

mansturating

Verb. To mansturate is when a male gets over emotional or upset for no apparant reason. Plays on the female mensturation cycle.

Man 1: whys John getting so angry? It was just a joke.

Man 2: Don't worry, he's just mansturating.

by thomas wyles February 1, 2010

Manstral Cycle

when a guy acts like a bitch for several days on end and does so on a regular basis but is an alright person most of the time similar to when a girl is pmsing

dave "hey brian is complaining about not feeling well and doesn't want to go to the bar tonight"
mike "yeah he is on his manstral cycle

by Jeeves724 June 9, 2009