Mammary Protrusions and Global Treats

Slang for breasts. Often used by dim-witted people.

"Did you see the knockers on that hood rat? She's representin' some mammary protrusions and global treats."

by Jeepers Neepers September 10, 2007

organic suspension of female bovine mammary compound

Plain and simple: milk.
Cow's milk is a liquid organic suspension that comes from a female cow's boobs.

Harry, can you please pick up a jug of organic suspension of female bovine mammary compound on your way home dear?

by Telephony April 12, 2015

appreciative mammary humor

An expression referring to jokes or comedic references that involve or humorously engage with female breasts, often characterized by a playful or lighthearted tone, appreciated in social contexts for their comedic value and relatability.

The comedian engaged in appreciative mammary humor and jokes, becoming popular in the process.

by Type2GenomeManiac October 28, 2025

mammary mitt

A man's (or appreciative woman's) hand, with a tendency to want to reach out fondle an attractive female breast

Oh, man, I sure I wish I knew her. She's hot and my mammary mitt is itching to cop a feel.

by Andrew J. Cook September 18, 2010

spontaneous mammary spillage

The unintentional or conspicuous exposure of a breast or part of a breast, typically from clothing that is too loose, low-cut, or otherwise revealing, is often used humorously or euphemistically.

Right now she is mortified because of an incident involving spontaneous mammary spillage.

by Type2GenomeManiac October 29, 2025

mammary metropolis

Vast,spawlingtittiesthat can be hard to navigate for a new comer

how you get on with that girls mammary metropolis?you take a cab?

by PRANGMYER November 5, 2008

Mammary Missile Crisis

When a man fails to ejaculate or starts to lose his erection during a tit wank

My girlfriend was giving me a tit wank and I had a mammary missile crisis

by Dr Jewskin83 December 3, 2016