MacGyver

A clever guy named Ryan, AKA MacGyver who seems to always pull himself and those around him out of tight spots and fix things with very limited resources. Has your boat motor just died leaving you "stranded" in the middle of a large body of water? No problem! He'll fix it with a pair of pliers and a rusty nail he found in the bottom of the boat, because that's the ONLY "tools" on board!

That RYAN, he's such a MacGyver!

by F'n MacGyver February 5, 2020

Macgyver Shit

After taking a mean shit, an act of desperation, usually by the lazy, using a piece of clothing (your roommate's socks, a t-shirt, a bath towel etc.) to wipe your dirty ass after realizing you have absolutely no paper products whatsoever in your house.

Roommate Kevin : "Dude, where are all my socks & towels? I had a ton!"

Fat Jack: "Man, I gotta confession to make. I've been too lazy to buy TP, so I've been wiping my ass clean with your socks & towels & then throwing them away."

Roommate Kevin: "Please tell me you're fucking joking, you lazy fat fuck! Why don't you use your own socks when you Macgyver Shit?!"

by Urban_Baby_101 January 27, 2014

MacGyver'd

When you make something out of everyday objects, like MacGyver.

Brad and Jenna forgot a condom.

Bran MacGyver'd up one out of a sandwitch baggie and some Zip-Ties.

by RayBeaverFaceFixMyPrinter September 14, 2007

Macgyver guy

A Macgyver guy is someone who thinks they can do everything, called Macgyver guy because of the action hero (See Macgyver)

Person 1: No problem I can fix that
Person 2: Dude you're such a Macgyver guy, stop it.

by Cargith July 18, 2007

MacGyver Meal

A meal created with random items, usually out of necessity.

John: *Looking in the fridge* Looks like I've got half a bottle of ketchup, two slices of American cheese, mushrooms that'll expire soon, and some stale croutons in the cupboard... Time for a MacGyver Meal.

by Kanto (wootability sucks) October 5, 2011

MacGyver Jeans

Jeans so tight you have to paint them on with your Mullet.

Must be casual Friday. Jim’s rocking the MacGyver Jeans again.

by AmeDame March 7, 2019

MacGyver Chick

A woman who has the potential to be attractive, but some small thing about her style keeps her from attaining true "hot" status...

Just like the women MacGyver rescued.

Guy1: Well, she's kinda hot, but at the same time, not so much.
Guy2: Yeah, she's a total MacGyver Chick.

by Tim Spires May 22, 2007