Mullering

The act of taking 2 tabs of acid and raping someone, most likely a female.

This 20 year old Austrian dude is mullering me.

by cockandballs2 June 19, 2025

Muller

A hairy man, with a small penis, and a giant personality that suffers from gout.

Woah, that mate over there looks like a Muller check out his limp. / woah check out that werewolf he’s probably a Muller.

by Christianx8a March 8, 2024

Muller

A Muller - to have tea and a lie down

"Sorry boys can’t come having a Muller."

by Ninxdough July 8, 2020

Ms. Muller

To be Ms. Mullered is to be absolutely destroyed

Person 1: Dude, what happened?
Person 2: I got Ms. Mullered :(
Person 1: Just end it dude

by skinnydoodle May 30, 2018

Mullered

Becoming confused by even the simplest of inquires.

I just asked Bob & he got all Mullered.

by JayInNJ July 24, 2019

muller light greek yogurt

when she sit on your chode and you grab her by the hips and start vigorously shaking her up and down like a spray can, the smaller the penis the stronger the intensity

kyan: i had to give her the muller light greek yogurt last night

me: because it’s too small?

keean: ye uh

by no1mlpfan March 6, 2021

thomiss muller

Nickname given to Bayern Munich and Germany forward Thomas Muller after his incredible miss vs England in the round of 16 of EURO 2020.

You know at Bayern we have ThoMISS Muller. (Referring to his pun about Robert Lewandowski)

by SkywalkerRx8 January 11, 2022