moses 

An extremely cool, but difficult way to take a shit.

A moses is when you are freeing the "Egyptians" ... but just before they leave their "prison" you need to flush the toilet. This symbolises the parting of the seas. It is only a true MOSES if they hit a dry toilet bowl, and are then taken away to safety by the returning seas.

Your friends may claim to have pulled a perfect moses, but if there is any scepticism you can always tell by the larger than normal skid mark left on the bottom of the bowl.

This is an extremely difficult move to pull... your timing is critical!

1)WOW!! Look at that skid-mark, that was definately a legend that dropped that MOSES!!

2)WOOOOO!HOOOOO! I just landed my first true-MOSES! A picture of that shits definately going on the net!!

moses by Clinton Howes February 21, 2008

Moses 

One who parts the Red Sea or is the one who produces the Moses Effect. Another way to put it is one who is single at a club and trying to have a good time. He is the man who is dancing by himself in the center of the and is finding himself having more and more dance space around him.
Also one who finds himself surrounded by men dancing with women away from you as to have the girls as far away as possible.

Man 1 - Look at that Moses over there.
Man 2 - Haha! That sucks!
Man 1 - Yeah, what a loser..

Moses by aleams March 16, 2009

Moses 

moses (noun):

the act of not ejaculating at all for 40 days and 40 nights straight. Just like moses and the israelites when they wandered in the desert for 40 days and 40 nights.

Hey, i'm going away to summer camp for a while, i think i'm going to try and pull a moses while i'm gone.

Moses by The Grumpy Blumpkin September 11, 2010

moses 

a nigga who can’t get anything because his pull game weak as fuck

“Sharon asked Denzel if they could go out but Denzel pulled a MOSES and bitched out.”

moses by aNusShe February 27, 2019

Moses 

A code word for a tampon. Created at a summer camp out of sheer randomness. After all, Moses parted the red sea.

"I need a Moses, it's that time of the month again!"

Moses by Harvey Jonathon Havok October 4, 2009

moses 

An extraordinary woman who prides herself in her dick-taking abilities in many ways. She is turned on by having sexual intercourse in the most grimy places such as dumpsters and sewers. She is only capable of one position, which is on bottom, otherwise she will kill her sexual partner with her weight. When having intercourse with her one will find that she makes the most extravagant sex noises, her most notorious being similar to a seal barking. She lurks in the back of bars and clubs picking out her drunk prey to take advantage of.

I saw a a moses today, then i threw up and gauged my eyes out

moses by weji December 1, 2010

Moses 

A haircut famously worn by Egil

Yo nice Moses cut bra.

Moses by Øywind January 25, 2017