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Wolly Mopped

The act or state of an individual who has consumed to many alcoholic beverages.
Look at that nigger over there chugging the Vodka. He is sure to be Wolly Mopped later.
by da B0ss October 25, 2009
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Mopped

A mixture of stoned and drunk.
Damn Girl! That chick was so mopped from last night's party.
by Komradeelmo423 August 14, 2010
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jizz-mopper

You know in a stripclub, there are certain 'rooms' that a guy can watch sexual acts and men can 'beat it like it's hot', then it's everywhere. Well a jizz-mopper is the unfortunate soul that has to clean up in time for the next customer.
Ooooooooo, that was some good action with my jackson. O, I've made a mess. That poor jizz-mopper has an uphill battle here, and here, and here, and here, and here, how did I offload on the ceiling?
by Muse_Luver December 5, 2009
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jizz mopper

The SECOND worst job in the world. The worst, obviously, is Assistant Jizz-Mopper.
The Jizz-Mopper needed someone to scrape the crust from the 4" heels while she squeegeed the lens.
by Axa September 16, 2005
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Moppit

A thing Scottish people like to say you are when they yell at you.
Callum yelled "Pass the ball you damn moppit!"
by robbybater September 28, 2009
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giz mopper

the person that mops up the semen after a porn movie scene is shot, (most likely the janitor of the studio)
Bob, has a tough job, being a giz mopper is not easy, by the end of the day, his hands are all sticky.
by paco_jerte May 13, 2006
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Mopping the Deck

A technique used when tea bagging which involves running on the treadmill for approximately 20 minutes in order to acquire suffice perspiration on ones testicles. The testicles are then placed on the desired recipients face and manoevered about in a mopping fashion resembling a sailor mopping the deck. Optimally done when victim is extremely passed the fuck out.
At the end of the night some wasted out of his mind idiot passed out on the floor. Bad move. He eventually woke up after 3 hairy sweaty guys finished Mopping the Deck on him.
by Big Man77 January 22, 2008
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