a penis of gigantic proportions that been around the block a bit, resulting in many a dose of antibiotics.
by clintus crews January 21, 2019
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by mudfall March 30, 2009
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1) Jizz that has changed colors by being exposed to mold
2) Jizz that is moldy because the man who came hasnt had sex in over twenty years
2) Jizz that is moldy because the man who came hasnt had sex in over twenty years
by Andrew Mac-Daddy May 25, 2009
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Def. 1- The act of not cleaning one's self after intense sexual intercourse.
Def. 2- The molding of a vagina after intense use of sexual activity.
Def. 3- The aging of a used cunt.
Def. 4- Tara Miller has a moldy vagina.
Def. 1- The act of not cleaning one's self after intense sexual intercourse.
Def. 2- The molding of a vagina after intense use of sexual activity.
Def. 3- The aging of a used cunt.
Def. 4- Tara Miller has a moldy vagina.
Samantha " Sally, my vagina is totally moldy after sex."
Sally, "Samantha, that's what a douche-bag is for. It's your fault for waiting a week after letting your damp cunt set to finally realize it."
Jason, "Dude I was eating out that girl Samantha, and it wasn't till after I got down to the bottom did I realize it was sour, do you think?"
Dude, "It was a moldy vagina? Why, yes... Yes I do."
Katherine, "Damn vagina just won't stop molding on me... Age is a CUNT!"
Lisa, "Hey George, can you pass the douche... My cunt's moldy again."
Tara Miller, "I have a moldy vagina!"
Sally, "Samantha, that's what a douche-bag is for. It's your fault for waiting a week after letting your damp cunt set to finally realize it."
Jason, "Dude I was eating out that girl Samantha, and it wasn't till after I got down to the bottom did I realize it was sour, do you think?"
Dude, "It was a moldy vagina? Why, yes... Yes I do."
Katherine, "Damn vagina just won't stop molding on me... Age is a CUNT!"
Lisa, "Hey George, can you pass the douche... My cunt's moldy again."
Tara Miller, "I have a moldy vagina!"
by Dr. Grey's February 6, 2012
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Get the Moldy Bagel mug.1) a penis that has not been properly treated after an encounter with a mold infested vagina. The penis in question must be kept in a state suitable to mold growth. IE the person does not wash the penis, yet occasionally gets it wet while refuseing to see a doctor to get the mold infection removed.
Please note that a moldy penis is not allways noticed by the mold. Leaky faucet syndrome is a common precursor to the mold surrounding the penis and perhaps within the penis. As with all stds know your partner. The number of partners a person has had directly correlates to the prevalence of moldy penis syndrome.
by jokkker December 11, 2013
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Oh man, After a week of camping with no shower at burningman she gave me a Moldy Steamwhistle!
At the end of the festival I got a moldy Steamwhistle from a babe
At the end of the festival I got a moldy Steamwhistle from a babe
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