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Messy Monday

Messy Monday is a Monday where you know you can find the latest mess.Created by IAmZoie it quickly became popular for many people! So go on and find the MESSY MONDAY!!!
Did you see Messy Monday? It’s was so good!
by i am zoie March 15, 2019
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messy taco

the act of eating a girl out in a messy or sloppy fashion
Chris- I heard that Nick definetely had a good messy taco with Amy last night
Brittany- Oh yeah! I heard he loves him a good messy taco everyday!
by DoubleOKneeGro April 6, 2010
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messy tophat

When one uses a wool hat as a masturbation aid and, upon being walked in on, places said hat up on their head.
Did you hear about Greg? His mom almost caught him jerking off and he had to pull a messy tophat!
by notnops January 16, 2008
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messy hoe

A girl or group of girls who are considered to be unorganized,silly, and whores.
"Man, I can't believe those messy hoes know my name!"
by Wave748 February 12, 2006
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Messy Pizza

A sexual scenario in which the woman is on her period and penetrated by the male at a high frequency, thus causing blood to spread across her thighs. Once the "sauce" is spread and the male party is reaching climax, he will then pull his penis out (and remove condom if present,) just before ejaculating across her thighs leaving cum dripping down the blood as the "mozzarella cheese" to cover the "sauce".
"Cody totally gave Janet the messy pizza the other night."
"Derek isn't gonna be at the party tonight, he and Paris are busy making messy pizzas."
by Richard Anus February 4, 2021
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Messy Tent

When you wake up from a recently completed wet dream with a full boner and cum all over your boxers.
Mark had a messy tent when we woke up from his dream about megan fox in a catwoman outfit.
by Ray Drecker September 19, 2009
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messy popsicle

When you stick your cock down a bitches throat as far as you can, and blow your load down her throat. Usually the partner will gag fiercely and splooge will run down her face like someone eating a messy popsicle.
Yo, I gave that twat waffle a messy popsicle.
by codeez-nutz January 18, 2007
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