Any sort of penetration on any type of agricultural equipment. This includes farm animal and wet willies as well. Can be sexual or not.
by Katie Richardson January 4, 2008

I feel so lum. Nobody loves me :((((((((((
by Andriusm March 6, 2008

Person A: "My man, you got the utensils to pierce my shum liam lum doobily?"
Person B: "You sure you want to do that to yourself"
Person A: " Yeah dawg, I want a big ol' metal rod drilled right through my one eyed monster, but no homo shit when your down there homes"
Person B: "Iiiite then, 50 bucks and whip it out"
Person C, B, D, E and F collectively: "Oooooooh SHIT"
Person B: "You sure you want to do that to yourself"
Person A: " Yeah dawg, I want a big ol' metal rod drilled right through my one eyed monster, but no homo shit when your down there homes"
Person B: "Iiiite then, 50 bucks and whip it out"
Person C, B, D, E and F collectively: "Oooooooh SHIT"
by Kevin Briggs September 21, 2011

Phrase: lum pa pa lan /pah lun, pA lÃn/ Hk. the balls hitting the penis: pa hit + lan penis Also abbrev. to LPPL. vulg. Used to expr. that an act, a plan, etc., has backfired.
It is widely used in Malaysia.. especially among the Hokkien Dialect Community..
which means whatever you do.. you'll end up with the same or no results.. whatsoever..
It is widely used in Malaysia.. especially among the Hokkien Dialect Community..
which means whatever you do.. you'll end up with the same or no results.. whatsoever..
richard: bro, seems like u always break up with ur gf and get back together and repeat the same thing all over again and ended up with same result.. this is what u call lum pa pa lan.
by mookie moo86 May 1, 2010

Dude im gonna quit my job and sity on this here couch forever because i just smoked some SCHWEDEY BUM LUM CHUMS
by EROCK!@@% February 5, 2010

A person who works in refineries and plants that isn’t worth a shit as an employee. A useless person that talks more shit than a politician.
1. A Lum is a guy from the Midwest usually of small stature 5’5” or below. Typically wears a handlebar mustache and brags about said mustache because it’s the biggest thing attached to his body (small phallic member)
2. A Lum can also be considered a Mexican that’s really not a Mexican but claims to be a Mexican while consuming Blue Moon and Budlight beers and overdosing on steroids in order to overcome his lack of Spanish speaking abilities and also lack of penis size.
2. A Lum can also be considered a Mexican that’s really not a Mexican but claims to be a Mexican while consuming Blue Moon and Budlight beers and overdosing on steroids in order to overcome his lack of Spanish speaking abilities and also lack of penis size.
by PDT4 October 21, 2021

A faggot who is a mega fag. A person who drinks semen on a daily basis. Lums is a person who will do anything gay think if you ask.
by bobbbbbbbbbbyyyy January 6, 2024
