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thumb lum

Any sort of penetration on any type of agricultural equipment. This includes farm animal and wet willies as well. Can be sexual or not.
"I totally got thumb lummed on my uncles tractor last night!"
by Katie Richardson January 4, 2008
mugGet the thumb lummug.

lum

lum means "lonesome" in american english language and "lonely" (British English language)
I feel so lum. Nobody loves me :((((((((((
by Andriusm March 6, 2008
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Shum Liam Lum Doobily

<noun> 'sh-um-lee-um-lum-doob-illy' singular: Derived from slang

A large penis
Person A: "My man, you got the utensils to pierce my shum liam lum doobily?"
Person B: "You sure you want to do that to yourself"
Person A: " Yeah dawg, I want a big ol' metal rod drilled right through my one eyed monster, but no homo shit when your down there homes"
Person B: "Iiiite then, 50 bucks and whip it out"
Person C, B, D, E and F collectively: "Oooooooh SHIT"
by Kevin Briggs September 21, 2011
mugGet the Shum Liam Lum Doobilymug.

Lum Pa Pa Lan

Phrase: lum pa pa lan /pah lun, pA lÃn/ Hk. the balls hitting the penis: pa hit + lan penis Also abbrev. to LPPL. vulg. Used to expr. that an act, a plan, etc., has backfired.

It is widely used in Malaysia.. especially among the Hokkien Dialect Community..

which means whatever you do.. you'll end up with the same or no results.. whatsoever..
richard: bro, seems like u always break up with ur gf and get back together and repeat the same thing all over again and ended up with same result.. this is what u call lum pa pa lan.
by mookie moo86 May 1, 2010
mugGet the Lum Pa Pa Lanmug.

SCHWEDEY BUM LUM CHUMS

The type of weed that makes you want to sit on your ass forever.
Dude im gonna quit my job and sity on this here couch forever because i just smoked some SCHWEDEY BUM LUM CHUMS
by EROCK!@@% February 5, 2010
mugGet the SCHWEDEY BUM LUM CHUMSmug.

Lum

A person who works in refineries and plants that isn’t worth a shit as an employee. A useless person that talks more shit than a politician.
1. A Lum is a guy from the Midwest usually of small stature 5’5” or below. Typically wears a handlebar mustache and brags about said mustache because it’s the biggest thing attached to his body (small phallic member)

2. A Lum can also be considered a Mexican that’s really not a Mexican but claims to be a Mexican while consuming Blue Moon and Budlight beers and overdosing on steroids in order to overcome his lack of Spanish speaking abilities and also lack of penis size.
by PDT4 October 21, 2021
mugGet the Lummug.

Lums

A faggot who is a mega fag. A person who drinks semen on a daily basis. Lums is a person who will do anything gay think if you ask.
That guy is a Lums he will do anything gay thing for you.
by bobbbbbbbbbbyyyy January 6, 2024
mugGet the Lumsmug.

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