lop

"Laugh out Privately"
1.(On facebook...)

Francois: "Hello, little child, want some candy?"
Child: "loploploploplop! Did you think I'd really fall for that!?!?loploplop!"

2.(On facebook...)

Bob: "Damnit! I got an F on my Discovering Geometry test!"
Random Girl: "loploplop"
Bob: "God! It's none of your business!"
by Void.S March 24, 2014
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LOP

LOP = Loss of Profit,

i.e losing some sort of profit or something totally not worth it.
I just lost $1000 at the casino, that's a LOP!
by Down South Boss October 01, 2009
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LOP

1.Common Misspelling of LOL

2.Licking Open Pussy
GF: so a boob fell out of my shirt during math class
BF:LOP
GF: YOU CHEATING BASTARD IT'S OVER!
BF:wait nooo!
by PleasureHole February 07, 2011
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lop

When you type lol as lop so often that autocorrect no longer corrects it so u just leave it, realizing that it’s way better than lol and more accurately represents what you are feeling.
Selena: did you finish the math homework?
Me: lop no.
by hopefullythisworks April 02, 2019
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Lops

Noun (Låüps) Origin: Ireland

A man with remarkably large balls. A lops' ball sack is typically large enough to influence a slight gravitational pull. Current science cannot even explain the phenomenon of Lops' utterly colossal scrotum. Lops' semen is so potent that he has been known to knock up multiple grandmothers at a time. Lops is often forced to avoid elevators as the weight of his right ball alone would exceed most capacities. Not be confused with the French word "Cons" which roughly translates to: A stupid school girl who craves being pleasured from behind, i.e. a buttslut
Girl #1: "Jesus Christ Lops just jumped in the Ocean and now there is a Tsunami in Indonesia!"

Girl #2: "Wow Lops is the man, I want to jerk him off and hope to god he lets me fondle that glorious sack."

God, Psalm 15:21 : "It took me 6 days to create the universe but 3 of those days were spent sculpting lops' enormous testicles."
by BuddDwyer6 October 29, 2014
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LOPS

1) Acronym - Laughing Out Pork Sausages - To Laugh so hard that pork sausages are emitted from the mouth.

2) To cause embarassment, or to make another look stupid. See Owned.

Other Variants: "LOPS Posh", "LOPS o'r tu ol" (english - "Lops from the behind)

Origins: "LOL" (to "laugh out loud"), "Pork Sausages" (also known as meat tubes).
1) Did you see that? That was very funny. *Laughs, pork sausages are emitted from the mouth*.

2) Har Har, you were LOPS'd.
by J "Of the Jungle" H December 09, 2007
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Lops

1.) Nickname, A.K.A, alias, etc for Dunlop Tires
Yo man your new ride rolling on some Lops or what?
Yeah I got some Lops on my 30s.
by Dirty Southerner July 11, 2008
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