iPhone Taxi Looser

Everybody who lost or forget their iPhones in Taxi's and never get them back.

Alex: Raz... what's wrong frate?

Oh... frate... I am an iPhone Taxi Looser!

The Taxi-Gipsy-Driver (TGD) said that he hasn't find anything... he is a liar!

Sam: Oh frate... you are really an iPhone Taxi Looser...

by nuklearstephon September 23, 2010

Loomered

When Laura Loomer squats her dirty bloomer over your face and lets out a big queefy queef .

(Female Jewish accent) oh gawd baby are you ready to get loomered

by EthanRalph October 21, 2018

Looser

A derogatory term used to describe slut, skank, or otherwise promiscuous female further detailing the condition of their lady parts.

Wow, you hooked up with that looser last night? Didnt think you were that drunk.

Omg you banged two dudes last night you looser!

by Coltrontherobot January 10, 2013

Loomer

An extremly tall mellow guy who gets extremly close up to you and while talking, looms, or sways their balance and teeters over you dangerously in a way that freaks out your personal space.

It is unintentional and done by the extremly loaded or high. Not to be used for a creepy person, but a friend that just doesn't know how to control thier balance and height. Often a tall scraggly hippy, or one who has spent many days living in a tent.

Curtis: Just, lets go to bed, and all dream of, of sugar plum faeries. All of us. But not me. You dream of them...and-"
Aaron: Curtis! You Loomer! Just quit loomin' and just go to bed! Sleep it off man..."

by Anna42 July 21, 2006

Loomered

When someone is confronted with overwhelming evidence of something they're guilty of doing and caught off guard by a line of questioning, usually resulting in someone running away or assaulting the inquirer when being called out. This almost always results in the inquirer being thrown out of a public venue where they've approached and questioned the subject.

Man, did you see that politician being confronted by that journalist ? They freaked out and assaulted the journalist then ran behind security instead of answering her questions. That politician just got Loomered.

Maxine, honey, you just got Loomered.

I caught my boyfriend with another girl, so of course, I Loomered them both.

I saw Keith walking downtown, so I took the opportunity to ask him about the domestic abuse allegations, he wouldn't answer me and instead ran away. Keith 100% got Loomered.

by JustMeHK September 2, 2018

Loomer

Loomer Having no friends and always watch normie content and try to get attention by putting Edgy words, Requesting Edgy, as in Racist/Offensive.

Look at that Loomer always being an dickhead and a edgy scumbag.

by Poseidon_Cx November 8, 2019

looser

A person that has a screw loose. Not playing with a full deck.

Betty is a looser when she supports globalism.

by maga_y'all March 10, 2017