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by nut on thy forehead, amen. February 3, 2018
Get the God's Lobotomy mug.A full frontal lobotomy is a form of psychosurgery. It consists of cutting the connections to and from, or simply destroying, the prefrontal cortex. This brain region has been implicated in planning complex cognitive behaviours, personality expression and moderating correct social behavior.
These procedures often result in major personality changes. Lobotomies have been used in the past to treat a wide range of mental illnesses including schizophrenia, clinical depression, and various anxiety disorders.
Celebrities who have had this procedure include Jack Nicholson in One Flew Over the Cuckoo Nest, golfer Jack Nicklaus, Prince William and President George W Bush.
The distinguishing mark of someone who has had a full frontal lobotomy is a nice pair of scars around the temples. The survival rate of the operation was vastly increased after the discovery of the lead pipe, which could be used to knock patients unconscious before the operation and meant surgery was no longer performed on people who were awake.
The full frontal lobotomy has long been criticized by the medical profession, as many are repulsed at the idea of destroying healthy tissue. The procedure while seemingly barbaric has been found particularly effective in controlling politicians.
Tesco began offering full frontal lobotomies with a four pack of tinned spaghetti in 1999.
These procedures often result in major personality changes. Lobotomies have been used in the past to treat a wide range of mental illnesses including schizophrenia, clinical depression, and various anxiety disorders.
Celebrities who have had this procedure include Jack Nicholson in One Flew Over the Cuckoo Nest, golfer Jack Nicklaus, Prince William and President George W Bush.
The distinguishing mark of someone who has had a full frontal lobotomy is a nice pair of scars around the temples. The survival rate of the operation was vastly increased after the discovery of the lead pipe, which could be used to knock patients unconscious before the operation and meant surgery was no longer performed on people who were awake.
The full frontal lobotomy has long been criticized by the medical profession, as many are repulsed at the idea of destroying healthy tissue. The procedure while seemingly barbaric has been found particularly effective in controlling politicians.
Tesco began offering full frontal lobotomies with a four pack of tinned spaghetti in 1999.
"Let's go to the supermarket for some pasta and a full frontal lobotomy."
Patient: "Doctor I received this injury while drinking last night."
Doctor: "That seems to be an unidentified drinking injury. The only known cure is a full frontal lobotomy."
Jimmy's Mum: "Jimmy, you've hardly said a word since your lobotomy."
Jimmy: "Mhhwuahhg."
Patient: "Doctor I received this injury while drinking last night."
Doctor: "That seems to be an unidentified drinking injury. The only known cure is a full frontal lobotomy."
Jimmy's Mum: "Jimmy, you've hardly said a word since your lobotomy."
Jimmy: "Mhhwuahhg."
by Jamie Douglas November 23, 2006
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by wakkawakka October 16, 2003
Get the lobotomy mug.1. a patient after an operation where a small part of the brain is removed and is therefore usually overly calm and drools often
2.excedingly drunk, to the point of wishing you were dead and hurling vomit and feces in every direction.
ext. lobotron: someone that constantly partakes in the act of becoming lobotomised.
2.excedingly drunk, to the point of wishing you were dead and hurling vomit and feces in every direction.
ext. lobotron: someone that constantly partakes in the act of becoming lobotomised.
1. the man drooling in the courtyard of the assylum was lobotomised.
2. i dont remember what i did last night but i am sore and i stink this morning my freinds said i was lobotomised and told me about how i was walking to people and vomiting on them and i smelled bad because i shat myself and constantly falling over and screaming tht i wished i was dead.
ext. my friends all tell me i am a lobotron but i cant remember anything except being in the shower and smelling really bad.
2. i dont remember what i did last night but i am sore and i stink this morning my freinds said i was lobotomised and told me about how i was walking to people and vomiting on them and i smelled bad because i shat myself and constantly falling over and screaming tht i wished i was dead.
ext. my friends all tell me i am a lobotron but i cant remember anything except being in the shower and smelling really bad.
by Dildo Williams July 26, 2008
Get the Lobotomised mug.1) removal of the frontal lobe of the brain, causing the "patient" to lose all capacity for higher thought, reason, etc. while still technically not considered a "vegetable".
2) a process that had been deemed unethical and barbaric, but has evidently been stealthily carried out on a truly massive scale, as shown by tell-tale symptoms of lobotomization such as:
"Calvin pissing" stickers, voting Republican, obsessive interest in NASCAR, membership in the NRA (as opposed to responsible hunting, fishing, and conservation groups), calling it "moral values" to tell lies in order to start unnecessary wars that kill or maim tens of thousands of people as well as to lie, cheat, and embezzle in a manner befitting of Enron, Halliburton, Arbusto Energy, or Tyco, to destroy God's Creations with irresponsible & reckless abandon, especially while simultaneously ignoring all principles of science and all available facts in order to promote a theocratic worldview in the guise of "intelligent design" (an indoctrination ironically similar to the Islamic fundamentalist wackos these same so-called Christians purport to be opposed to), promote the hatred of and discrimination against the economically disenfranchised or otherwise most vulnerable members of a society, particularly if it allows titillating discussion of sexual acts these same repressed prudes and closet-cases secretly fetishize under the flimsy pretense of "taking a moral stand".
2) a process that had been deemed unethical and barbaric, but has evidently been stealthily carried out on a truly massive scale, as shown by tell-tale symptoms of lobotomization such as:
"Calvin pissing" stickers, voting Republican, obsessive interest in NASCAR, membership in the NRA (as opposed to responsible hunting, fishing, and conservation groups), calling it "moral values" to tell lies in order to start unnecessary wars that kill or maim tens of thousands of people as well as to lie, cheat, and embezzle in a manner befitting of Enron, Halliburton, Arbusto Energy, or Tyco, to destroy God's Creations with irresponsible & reckless abandon, especially while simultaneously ignoring all principles of science and all available facts in order to promote a theocratic worldview in the guise of "intelligent design" (an indoctrination ironically similar to the Islamic fundamentalist wackos these same so-called Christians purport to be opposed to), promote the hatred of and discrimination against the economically disenfranchised or otherwise most vulnerable members of a society, particularly if it allows titillating discussion of sexual acts these same repressed prudes and closet-cases secretly fetishize under the flimsy pretense of "taking a moral stand".
by FunkyBumpkin April 29, 2005
Get the lobotomy mug.During the release of GTAIV, the limited edition included a lock box. This box has caused many "lols" to occour.
Matt: Hey Mike, how will you protect your injured toe from being stepped on?
Mike: I might have to put it in the limited edtion GTAIV lock box. See GTAIV has cool stuff that works, unlike Halo 3 where I couldn't even wear that damn helmet.
Matt: Lockbox is cool...loxbox...lolbox.
Blake: Halo 3 > GTAIV. That damn box can't even fit the Master Chief helmet in it.
Mike: Shut up Blake, no one likes you.
Mike: I might have to put it in the limited edtion GTAIV lock box. See GTAIV has cool stuff that works, unlike Halo 3 where I couldn't even wear that damn helmet.
Matt: Lockbox is cool...loxbox...lolbox.
Blake: Halo 3 > GTAIV. That damn box can't even fit the Master Chief helmet in it.
Mike: Shut up Blake, no one likes you.
by BWSparKeD April 29, 2008
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