The John Lowman

When you have sex with a 350+ pound women and have the circulation cut off from the waste down.

Oh man, that dude pulled a John Lowman !

by Roomate May 2, 2004

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lomando.com

Lomando.com is a scary Japanese game played on a web browser.
The website or game is a scary story game. There many puzzles you need to solve and a lot of ways to die but there are also and ending so it’s pretty much a scary-Japanese-horror-website-game

James: Hey dude check out a game for would you? This game is a fun and interactive game! It’s called Lomando.com!
Alex: Sure, I will check it out later.

by Axleds January 24, 2021

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LOLcano

The point where one believes that they may erupt/explode in LOL's. (An Abbreviation for Laughing out loud). Commonly affiliated with ROFL or LMAO. Only the most humerous of events should be appointed a LOLcano.

Russell: What did you do on the weekend?
Sid: I went out, and I kissed a girl.
Russell: LOLcano

by harry meat March 16, 2011

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willy loman

from the book and movie "Death of a salesman". it is a rare condition of the brain which affects speech and muscle movements...such as shouting randomly at people and nobody sometimes and then forgetting what you were on about. also it can lead to keeping strict accounts and saying "im keeping strict accounts charlie" over and over again to someone not called charlie. side affects may include throttling of random people for no reason.

Person 1: I averaged 170 dollars a week...

Person 2:You never did...

Person 1:I AVERAGED 170 DOLLARS A WEEK IN THE YEAR OF 1957!!!1

Person 3:Your such a willy loman

by casparnickjordanryan January 19, 2008

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