9-hour-loko

A drink combing 4-Loko and 5-Hour Energy. (5+4=9). Heart failure is almost guaranteed following consumption two servings.

#1: What happened to Alex last night?
#2: Well after he and that girl each drank a 9-hour-loko, they proceeded to get naked and skinny dip in the lake.
#1: It's January...
#2: Exactly.

by GingerDan April 3, 2012

Edward Loko Hands

Similar to the party favorite "Edward 40 Hands," in this show of drinking spectacular, the participant(s) duct tape two Four Lokos to their hands. They must consume both Lokos before they are allowed to use their hands again. Extra credit is given for finishing them as fast as humanly possible.

We all played Edward Loko Hands to celebrate the fact that Four Loko is now banned for being too ridiculously awesome. Jim got a DUI and now Megan is pregnant.

by SteverMcGeever December 4, 2010

five loko

Mixing the new (caffeine-free) four loko with a 5 hour energy to regain its former glory...

They changed the formula and we're changing it back.

We're going five loko tonight!

by drunk@jhu January 24, 2011

Four Loko Surprise

after excessive consumption of a high alcohol and caffeine beverage such as a four loko a heterosexual male is drunk enough to receive oral sex from a guy

I can't believe Billy gave Jaime the Four Loko Surprise!!

Whats that?

Jaime was so drunk off the two Four Lokos Billy gave him that Jaime looked down and surprise!!! he was getting his dick sucked by a dude.

by lordnorth July 6, 2012

Four Loko

Legalized cocaine in a can. If you consume Four Lokos you can expect to encounter the same results typically associated with snorting a small mountain of cocaine.

"My dealer isn't picking up" "Okay whatever we'll just get some Four Lokos instead"

by rodolfo zolezzi March 29, 2010

twelve loko

The act of drinking three four lokos (the good ones with caffeine in them RIP). Can also be used as any multiple of four (eight loko, sixteen loko, etc.).

Oh man dude! Last night I had a twelve loko...I was so fucked up my friend Matt had to use a heart defibrillator to bring me back to consciousness so that I could finish my studies.

by NumberOneOswegoStudent March 18, 2011

ocho loko

Drinking two 4 lokos.

"Bro, did you see Stephan out last night?" -
"Totally Bro, he was totally going for the ocho loko!"
"He was most definitely going Ocho 4 them Lokos"
High Five

by umicit.com August 15, 2010