log

Something to say when a joke isn't funny, instead of the common 'no' or an unimpressed look. Usually accompanied by a pause.

A:'why did the chicken cross the road'
A:' to get to the other side'
B:.....log

or

A: I have such a funny story, (insert unfunny story here)
B:.... log

by ;) ilovebablake December 24, 2009

Log

A freakishly large penis.

Man,he's got a log!

by Judge dredd7 May 4, 2011

logs

logs is a shortcut for tagalog word, tulog.

"logs na ako"

by aeriisinlove September 4, 2022

LOG

The opposite of POG
Used when something un-poggers happen, it stands for Loss Of the Game

Damn i broke up with my gf, that's really log

by Bottle_of_potatos March 12, 2021

logging

beating good debaters in varsity LD

"Oh no--I'm about to debate last year's TOC winner!"
"Good luck logging."

by failure-not September 28, 2009

logs

Cop slang for phone records.

Cop 1: "Did you pull the logs on the suspect?"
Cop 2: "I'm still waiting on the phone company."

by jgo312 November 14, 2005

log

1.a very fat man or woman
2.a pice of wood
3.a lazy person

1."mom look at that log"
2."can you walk across the log"
3."dad get up you log you"

by toll2323 April 9, 2009