go commit lego step

the absolute worst way to kill someone.
once saying this phrase,

a person will suddenly be forced to step on a lego and then get pulled into the shadow realm.

person 1: you suck
person 2: go commit lego step
person 1: oh god ow! that lego hurts. oh god wait what aaaaa AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by DON'T CLICK. October 2, 2020

Friendship Lagoon

A lingering, often irreversible situation in a budding relationship in which an eligible partner's attempts at seeking a mate are rebuffed or denied because of his or her failure to make it past friendship.

Dick - "Hey so whats up with you and Kate, are you screwing or what?"

Sam - "I was too slow to ask her out, and now we are stuck in friendship lagoon."

by bitchmasterfunk October 19, 2011

Lego Eater

Elgo-eater is a name for someone who is prone to chew on lego due to their stupidity

Scott brown is not very bright - he's a lego eater.

by Dolmio Man August 12, 2009

Stepping on legos

A pain more brutal than the ninth circle of hell, like the sensation 10 000 stars exploding below your feet, while being stabbed with a million knives from all sides. Thankfully these effects are not long term.

I stepped on legos. After the unbearable pain went away I immediately wrote a definition on urban dictionary about stepping on legos.

by EuroChemist October 31, 2017

Legoer

Someone who is smart but also looks smart/nerdy. Generally a missfit within youth.

Emily- Hey Eugine, what are you doing tonight man?

Eugine- Well i got this new Rubik's cube that i'm totally keen to try out. You can join if you wish.
Emily- Dude you are a proper legoer!

by Isobel. November 6, 2009

Leggon

A mythical being that only has one head and two legs.

Wow that leggon has BIG legs

by anonymous July 21, 2020

Legoman

Used to show or describe a person who is the perfect embodiment of basic. Legomen will typically enjoy basic music: anything from queen, video game OSTs, and anime openings. They also will wear basic clothing: athletic shorts and pants, usually in a blue and red color. Can be used as an adjective, verb, or noun.

Wow, Jack is such a legoman.
Legoman move right there.
He legomanned himself

by LegoWomen December 5, 2021