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Bitches to the Left

A exclamation of satisfaction, usually at the complete of a task or at a positive turn of events so great that all the bitches in the room should move out of your way. What are they doing out of the kitchen anyway?
"Hey guys! I just managed to sneak out of that restaurant without paying the tip! Bitches to the left!!"
"Frank that's horrible, why would you tell us that."
"Yeah, fuck you Frank."
"I hope you die, Frank."
by Painfullyindecisiveaboutnames September 2, 2011
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Your dad left

he did
by DFngibgrjg March 21, 2022
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Left on read

When someone doesn't text you back in a appropriate amount of time but will still post shit on social media. He's not into you
Damn i texted brian 5 hours ago but he updated his insta story.......

Friend: you've been left on read homie move on
by ReallyTho? October 28, 2018
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Suck my left nut

Is a term to tell people to fuck off because who wants only one nut especially the left one
by Left nut November 19, 2017
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left on read

When someone reads someone's text, but does not reply.
Kayla: Have you talked to Brittany?
Pam: Yeah, 5 minutes ago.
Kayla: Wow. I was left on read by her an hour ago.
by DefinitionDefiner101 October 7, 2016
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Lick my left one

An alternative to Bite my banger. Giving an individual the choice of which testicle to lick.
Friend 1 - Hey, I heard you copped off with a right minger the other night?

Friend 2 - Why don't you Lick my left one?
by blurtworth January 5, 2011
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left on unread

When someone reads the message from their notifications, but doesn't open it. This may be due to:
1. They're busy.
2. They pretend to like you but aren't interested enough to listen to your problems.

This leads to people with people constantly checking their messages to see if that person even checked their message. The longer the message remains unchecked, the longer your anxiety grows.
Jack: So you up for me coming to your place this weekend.
Sam: Yeah, what time?
Jack: Is 5 PM good?

*Message left on unread for 10 hours*

*Jack starts checking his messages every few minutes, his faith in his so called friend dwindling every second.*
by xXPU55Y_REKTER_9000Xx May 13, 2018
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