Floridian Lecture

When she pulls a knife in the middle of an argument.
We were fighting about me being out all night drinking and she gave me a Floridian Lecture.
by yesitsyesrod February 03, 2024
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liberal lecture

when u accidentally slip up your wording and accidentally get lectured for half an hour by ur liberal family member.
i accidentally said the word disabled and got a liberal lecture on why it was offensive by my cousin
by pictograph August 29, 2023
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Lecture that

To ‘lecture that’ is a proverb describing absence. It is coined on the idea of not attending a lecture, which is common behaviour at universities.
“ You wanna link up later G and bun a zoot?”
“Can’t lie I’m gonna lecture that... gets man bare paranoid.”
by Manlikeumz May 01, 2019
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hedge lecture

Noun. Also a verb, "hedge-lecturing". An unofficial and often illegal peer-to-peer educational method, done totally outside the purview of the educational establishment, in which one person teaches another some technical skill which can potentially be misused for harmful purposes. It is derived from "hedge sermon", when early Protestant clerics were banned by the Vatican from preaching in Catholic churches.
1. Vera gave me a hedge lecture in chemistry in her dining room. 2. I'm hedge-lecturing Max about how engines work.
by Witchdoc6146 June 11, 2010
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Lectured

Hym "No, I'm not going to sit here and be lectured by a fat-cocked piece of shit and his fat friend doing the shit you're doing. No. I've decided to do what the women are doing. </=6 you don't count as people anymore. You still get rights, like a dog but, no, we're not actually listening to the things you say."
by Hym Iam January 17, 2024
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anal lecture

Act of spreading ones sphincter and yelling sentences into the sphincter
Rob was bad so I gave him an anal lecture
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Scottish lecture

"The wife and I attended a Scottish lecture last night and she's all the wiser for it today.
by Waffenmaus1945 January 05, 2022
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